To rapid_reader1 (I will not quote you last post because I wish to save space so I can write a skit in the same post.)
Ooopsies!I think I have originally put Rivers and forgot to erase it for Bird, then later on I said the name that wasn't put in earlier, I'll edit it. Sry. P.S I was going to continue writing my post last nigh, but I really wanted to do something so if it seems like it was a rushed end sry.LETS GET TO SOME EXTRAORDINARY SKIT WRITING PEOPLE!Red area is where rapid_reader1 left us off with them so the following red is rapid_reader1's genius-ness.
*At lair in PP (lol, Pink Plush) room*Voldy: I-woosh-am-woosh-your-woosh-father!
SLA: Isn't this the wrong movie...?
Mike: Yes! I finally get to meet a family member of Harry's! It's very nice to meet you, sir!
Voldy: *twitchy eyed*
Mike: So you're PM's dad huh? Did you bring photo albums of your past shared memories?!
Mike: So you guys have a strain on your realationship? You guys need to bond...*picks up paper and sees the circus performance on front page* no, you WILL bond, tonight at 7:00! At the circus, and Edward will be performing isn't this just great?!
Voldy:I admire how you say your ssssssssssssss-es. How very... ME!
Mike: Why thank you now where were we....
PM&Voldyu: Oh yes.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mike: Oh your going.
Even if I have to force you into those blue sparkly tuxes I just Express Ordered for the bonding occasion.
Voldy: *to PM*Well at least they're not pink.
PM: Shut up!
Mike: Well actually... PM yours is pink, it will go great with your complexion.
*At filming with Megan Fox as "Alice and Jakob as "Rosalie"*
"Rose":You did NOT just do that to my dress!
"Alice":Wait, I didn't.
"Alice:*looking down at her ripped dress*YOU DID!
"Alice": Oh yeah?
*Get into one of those cartoon dustcloud wrestling fight*
"Rose":Hold up! I just got a text from my little love muffin, hang on. It says...
I have gone to visit mother. In Moscow. Go see the Manager in the Paris resaraunt newly re-named "Le lapin pourpre"(The Purple Bunny) I may see you soon.
Hugs and Kisses, Renesmee. XOXOXOXO
*sniffle* She left without me? To see Mother?
Director: Exactly what my girlfriend said to me last year.
"Alice": You guys are so pathetic!
Jakey:So now I'm supposed to go to Paris to that bunny infestd resteraunt?!
Director: Actually, the bunnies are gone.
Jakey:GREAT! Now I don't have a famous mother-in-law-to-be! Just GREAT. I'M COMING MY LOVE!*Poofs out*
*With Rosalie back in Vegas, sad song on the background*
Rose:NOOOOOO! BUNNY HUNNY! WHERE HAVE YOU GONE! WHOEVER HAS DONE THIS SHALL PAY! AND PAY DEARLY! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
*At ANN with Bella and Nessie still decked out in bubbles and noodles.*
*WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!*
Bella: WHO TOLD YOU THIS INFORMATION?
Bella: DON'T ACT STUPID! ABOUT ME AND THE PUIRPLE BUNNIES! I DID NOT BREAK THEIR HEARTS! THEY DISSAPPEARED!
Have YOU ever eaten a mushroom dude?
Fred: Not that I remember....
Bella: Well my arms are tired.
Nessie: Mom, we've been here for five minutes.
Bella: So you see my pain, now lets go.
Nessie: But what about the mean news man?
Bella: Oh, you'll see.
*in poofs Rose sobbing*
Fred: Oh no, you don't mean?!
Nessie: Yes, female issues.
Fred:NOOOOOOOOOOOO! All the crying, and the mumbling, and the, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!