So, I actually don't understand what a 'skit' is about and I haven't figured out what it meant.
Maybe someone can tell me something about it and I could write SKIT's too? =D
[you know it's kinda
weird using a word if you don't know what it means]
NOOO!!! THAT POST THING HAPPENED AGAIN! TWICE IN A ROW!!! THAT'S FOUR TIMES IN ONE WEEK!!! SOOOOO NOT FUN!!!!
Ok, so now that I'm forcing myself to be calm, I'll try to write again what I JUST finished writing.
I thought you should try writing SKITS, ILoveAliceCullen<3, because you said something about screenwriting. Basically, we use Twilight (or other series, TV shows, or brand characters and names) to say what we want them to say. Think of it like writing a fanfic, but with only the diologue. Look at past pages for examples.
Here's what's going on up to this point:
~Edward was hanging out in the Le Lapin Pourpre, a restaurant in Paris. He went to the bathroom and became friends with the Washroom Guy (WG). Edward said something rude, and WG took him to the circus, where his family works. Edward stood in one of those spheres where motorcycles go around around a person, but instead, they ran him over, which tickled. The circus manager (The Harold <- that's his name
) gave Edward a job with the circus, and got the name Sharp Tooth Thingy (STT).
~Jacob tried out for the BD movie, and he got the part of Rosalie, while Megan Fox plays Alice. Most of the time, they are arguing with the director and each other. Jacob has just poofed (people poof from place to place all of the time) to help Bella and Renesmee.
~Harry Potter (Potty Man aka PM) is dating Mike (who is an on/off gay, switches when hit in the head with Bob, the golden frying pan).
~Alice is currently Sith Lord Alice (SLA) and she is helping Random Mushroom Dude 2 (RMD2) with a revolution to get Mushroom Dude rights. SLA brought Voldemort to help her. Voldy is currently bonding with PM and Mike, about to go to Edward's circus, and will get a makeover so that he can get a girlfriend.
~Bella was eating a bunch of pastries at the french restaurant, and she was getting a little crazy from them. We find out that there was a mushroom dude in it, and mushroom dudes can make people see purple bunnies. The whole restaurant (including Rose and Esme) were all eatting the pastries, and everyone started going crazy. Bella started a band (Bella and the Purple Bunnies) who were a big hit in Moscow, so they went there to preform.
~Rose eloped with a bunny, and they were married.
~Renesmee went to go help her mom, and it turned out that Renesmee could cure all of the effects the pastries gave people, including the hallucinations. So when she got to her mom, the bunnies were suddenly gone.
~Bella and Renesmee saw Fred Bird on TV, and they decided to go beat him up and also go see Edward's circus. Once they had Fred, they gave him to Rose, who was babbling on and on about her lost lover.
I think that's it, but if anyone finds any part where I messed up, please correct me.
Cullen_Lover, both ILoveAliceCullen<3 and I are HUGE Damon lovers, as we've been talking about all weekend.
Good luck and have fun!