That's a very funny one, so 10/10
And mothers are always more interested in the condition of your underwear than your body if you're ever in an accident. And they tell you that, 'I hope for my sake that if you're ever in an accident, you have on clean underwear!' Well, I thought that was what an accident was! Look, you're driving a truck. Here comes another truck, gonna hit you. Now, whether you hit the truck or not, you're going to have soiled underwear! Because first you say it, then you do it!
"May the hinges of friendship never rust, nor the wings of love lose a feather"--Scottish blessing