Well it's out in bookstores today, online in two days. Sigh. Of COURSE it comes out on a Monday!
So I didn't actually buy it today. I'll buy it soon though.
*Mike is wearing a suit made of satin wrap*
Mike: Oh, I just love the circus! Don't you two???
Voldy: Oh, yes, it's rather tasty-I mean delicious-I mean fun
Mike: *twitchy eye* I TOTALLY AGREE! The popcorn is soooo tasty and delicious!
Voldy: Oh, yes, the popcorn...
PM: Okay, this is getting weird. What is so "tasty" and "delicious", Voldy?
Voldy: You will refer to me as FATHER. And I was talking about the popcorn, of course!
Voldy: Yes, popcorn!
PM: Are you sure
you weren't talking about that girl down there?
Voldy: YOU SPOTTED HER TOO!?- I mean, what girl?
PM: Yeah, right, "what girl"... Hey, maybe I should go talk to her!
Mike: I don't think you should do that!
Voldy: Yes, look at Mikey's face! Can you resist such a face? You should NOT talk to her.
Mike: Exactly. You should talk to her Voldy!
Voldy: I should, shouldn't I?
PM: Um, no, if I can't talk to her, no one can!
Mike: HARRY! DON'T TALK TO YOUR FATHER THAT WAY OR WE'LL HAVE TO CALL YOUR MOTHER!
My mother!? Who's my mother!?
Mike: I don't actually know...
Voldy: Oh look, the show is starting!
*Em and Brit arrive at the circus*
Em: Oh look! The show's about to start!
Brit: Well let's go get some seats then!
*girls are unable to find seats*
Em: Well what now?
Brit: Let's go backstage and find Edward!
Em: That's a great idea!
Brit: I know it is!
*girls looking backstage for Edward*
Manager: Hello girls! What can I help you with?
Brit: Well, um, we were looking for-
Em: OUR TRUE LOVE, EDWARD!!!
Manager: Well then, do I have a gift for you! You see, this circus needs some new fans in the younger generations-
Manager: -and we thought that it would be great if one of our most treasured acts-
Manager: -went on a date with two such lovely young women!
Manager: So how bout it girls?
Manager: Well, it's settled then! I'll just send you to Lary's room to get acquanted(sp?)!
Manager: Yes! Lary! The Human Sponge!
Em&Brit: *eyes twitching*