Well, if I am the muse for this thread, I should certainly post! (Wow...I feel so honored)
To the Illustrious Volturi,
In order to pay homage to thy swift justice and careful watch over us poor humans, please accept my heartiest thanks and gift. Please take the included scrap of paper, it is directions to a most scrumptious offering. She happens to be one of my pupils who is so clueless, she must be removed from the gene pool. However, her disposition is so sweet, it must run in her veins.
Una the VampVixen
P.S. Yes, this note is written in a sample of the treat awaiting you...
I am the Impulsive VampVixen.Thanks to SprtyGal and Fry for the AWESOME banner!