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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Postby dreamony » Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:44 pm

Openhome wrote:Emmett is on the computer:

"Hey look! I can become a fan of the Volturi on Facebook! Oh, and I can adopt this cute cow!"


Emmet-They have more fans than us!

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renesmee- *dreamily* i meet the most wonderful boy today
edward- oh
renesmee- yes he asked me out, his name is mike newton
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Postby dandyvampgirl_13 » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:28 pm

In the trend of Openhome's Facebook idea...

The Cullens get Twitters. :D

@isawthat: is busy predicting future trending topics. I see... World Cup, some dude named Robert Pattinson and Justin Beiber... Bleh.

@sexyman changed his name to @sexyteddy

@sexyteddy: @darnriteimhot Rose, stop H4K1N mah Twitter! Now how do i change it back? :O

@readthatbefore: @sexyteddy However much your new name suits you, I'll tell you how to change it if your thoughts become less... naughty.

@darnriteimhot: @readthatbefore shut up, edward! Dont tell him anything!

@iamyourmother: @sexyteddy @darnriteimhot @readthatbefore Children, stop fighting! Rosalie, change Emmett's name. Emmett, stop being dirty. Edward, be nice.

@sexyteddy: @iamyourmother Fine, moooooooooommmmmmm.

@darnriteimhot: @iamyourmother Do I have to?

@readthatbefore: @iamyourmother Mom! Emmett's not stopping! *clutches head*

@iamyourmother: @darnriteimhot Yes, right now. @sexyteddy I will take away your pink Guitar Hero guitar!

@sexyteddy changed his name to @sexybeast

@sexybeast: @darnriteimhot Much better.

@sexybeast: @iamyourmother NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE, HAVE MERCY! I'LL STOP, I SWEAR! O.O

@clumsynomore: @sexybeast Please stop torturing my husband, or I'll come up there and give you the what for!

@sexybeast: @clumsynomore i did, i did! but what can you do to me and my awesome muscleyness? Bwahahaha. im invincible!

@readthatbefore: @clumsynomore Hello, my dear. Thanks for the defensem but he erally did stop. @sexybeast Don't ask.

@readthatbefore is now following @tehplesiosaur

@imhotterthanu: @readthatbefore Stop stalking your daughter, its weird.

@readthatbefore: @imhotterthanu Is that not the purpose of Twitter? And you stalk her too.

tehplesiosaur: @readthatbefore Daaaaaaaaaad! Jake's right, it is weird!

clumsynomore: @tehplesiosaur @imhotterthanu Don't talk back to your parents, you two. @readthatbefore But they are right... Kind of.

@readthatbefore: *grumbles* Its a parental right.

@sexybeast: *giggles*

@clumsynomore: And... we'll talk about this elsewhere.

(This is fun!)
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Postby Openhome » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:18 am

VERY cool!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Postby dandyvampgirl_13 » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:29 pm

I wonder if I can turn that into a fanfic... Meh. I'll post more once brain unfries itself. Too much sun. But I'm glad its liked. :D
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Postby dreamony » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:01 pm

dandyvampgirl_13 those were some hilarious twitters and I absolutely adored the imaginative handles!

here are some Myspace urls:
Bella - http://www.myspace.com/bella<3caius
Leah - http://www.myspace.com/vampires=awesome
Edward - http://www.myspace.com/wanna_b_like_aro
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