samajama wrote:My dearest Marcus,
I think it's time you met my friend, Father Time. Too many things to do and not enough hours in the day. Let's see if you can change his mind, shall we? Thanks in advance.
blasphemous_contessa wrote:Dear Aro,
Allow me to extend my most sincere thanks for the service you and your fellows so selflessly provide to the mostly unwitting human populace. Since you so often take on this unpleasant task without reward I would like to offer you a treat. Enclosed are directions to the dwelling place of a certain ex-boyfriend of mine. He was a most unpleasant person, one I assure you will not be missed or mourned. He should provided more than ample sustenance for one with an appetite such as yours, however feel free to help yourself to any others found in the dwelling as they are likely to be of similar disposition to the aforementioned.
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