All right. I got you both some wonderful gifts that I know you can use.
Nessie, you are the prettiest girl in the world, and that can cause some serious problems. So for you I got a little can of protection.
And for you, my Bella, something to help you endure the rain. I know how much you miss the sun.
Don't ever forget that I do carry a weapon. Please don't make me use it for the first time on you.