Happy Birthday Ness, uh, Renesmee, Happy Birthday Bella!!!
Renesmee, for you I decided to get a trailer for two motorcycles for whenever you decide to travel, or are allowed to travel. Please check with your parents first.
Bella, I wish I could do more but here are a few gifts I think you'll appreciate:
This is the Dyson pet vacuum, nothing more be said.
I know, I know, so here is a new Nook Color for books and surfing the web. I'm including a $100 gift certificate. I know you don''t need that, but it's the thought that counts. I loaded it up with a few fanfics for your enjoyment.
Edward, I know it's not your birthday, but I didn't want to leave you out. Here is a dog shock collar. Shhh. I am having it modified for you with a GPS locater and remote trigger. You'll have to work with Alice for exactly when you'll need it, but it might keep a certain you-know-who in line.