(Ah, I see what we're doing now. Thanks for the heads-up!)
"Hello, Lidia." I said. "Miss me?" I walk through the door of whereever-we-are-in-Spain and take a long look around.
"To make a long story short," I begin, "the Volturi REALLY don't like the idea of me ruling anything, so I got removed from power over Baja California. Forcibly, in fact. Jimmy and Spark are in a location known only to me right now, so don't bother asking. So basically, my last little endeavor was an attack on Castle Volterra. Went well at first, then I got thoroughly thrashed by the entire guard. And so, I come back to the Mafia, wondering if there is still a place for me here."
I pause for a moment.
"There is, right?"
Da na na na na na NA NA NA NA NA NA NA na na na na na na na VURKTOID!!!