Around the Cullen house, Chuck Norris jokes are pretty popular. So, I thought we should have a game based on them.
This game is based on a combination of the Lex’s Who Would Win game (check it out here )and the Chuck Norris jokes that make everyone cringe and giggle at the same time. (example: Chuck Norris and Superman once had a battle to see who was best. The winner had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes!)
Told ya -- giggle and cringe at the same time. Man, I love those!
Anyway, in this game, you use any Cullen -- sure, sure, it’s Ed’s birthday, but there is more than ONE sexy Cullen out there -- and whatever nemisis the person before you named. Tell us how or why the Cullen wins.
Oh, and bonus points for sticking a totally hilarious Chuck Norris joke on at the end.
Here’s an example:
Who would win, Severus Snape or Rosalie?
Rosalie because only she can make cold manevolence look HOT!
Bonus: Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
That one just KILLS me!
Okay, now Lexers, show me what you got! Here’s your first one: