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Re: The vending machine

Postby VirginiaMay » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:37 pm

You get a rash from your 3 year old sticking them all over you!

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Re: The vending machine

Postby VolturiGirl » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:02 am

You get a good night sleep (benadryl)


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Re: The vending machine

Postby ♥midnight_sun♥ » Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:48 pm

You get a "No This Is Patrick" ringtone.

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Re: The vending machine

Postby Jacobs-girl » Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:03 am

You get a book of poetry.

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Re: The vending machine

Postby Brienna » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:51 am

You get a paper towel to clean your lips ;)

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Re: The vending machine

Postby VolturiGirl » Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:00 pm

You get dish pan hands.


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Re: The vending machine

Postby ♥midnight_sun♥ » Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:50 pm

You get the car from Back To The Future.

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Re: The vending machine

Postby VirginiaMay » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:34 am

You get some extra hours in the day.

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Re: The vending machine

Postby VolturiGirl » Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:36 pm

You get a bunch of hungry pregnant women.


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Re: The vending machine

Postby VirginiaMay » Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:39 pm

You get a bunch of lushes looking for some gin to go with that! ;)

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