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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Postby 21Twilight21 » Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:02 pm

You're praying for rain and saying it should be like the rain in Forks! :lol:
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Postby Emmettroselover » Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:03 am

When you use quotes from the books and movies to make your point to someone who has not. For instance, I do not know how many times someone has tried to insult my intelligence and I have said "Yea, it's very common. You can google it." Or even better, done the fake Jessica Stanley laugh from Twilight when you hear a comment that rubs you the wrong way followed by "that's so funny."
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Postby pyrosis » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:57 pm

when you put chicken and green peppers on a pizza and have to think about Bella's chicken enchiladas
You know, Edward, as a brother you are sometimes a dissappointment

Oh, never mind! my less noble side exulted

Then the jokes about the world's only clumsy vampire would start

'Bout time someone scored around here
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Postby Tornado » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:27 pm

One of my Twilight friends is a nurse. Someone asked her once, when she was dressing his wounds, "How do you do it?"

She replied, "Years and years of practice," and smiled!
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Postby Kate » Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:46 pm

When it hurt seeing images from the next movie because you wish so desespally to live something this beautiful...Or at least, love and being love...
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Postby pyrosis » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:57 pm

when you have a bellybug and still want to go to the midnight screaning of BD and think to yourself that you might end up like Mike and be missing most of the movie...
You know, Edward, as a brother you are sometimes a dissappointment

Oh, never mind! my less noble side exulted

Then the jokes about the world's only clumsy vampire would start

'Bout time someone scored around here
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Postby pennybug84 » Sat Dec 03, 2011 5:03 am

Tornado wrote:One of my Twilight friends is a nurse. Someone asked her once, when she was dressing his wounds, "How do you do it?"

She replied, "Years and years of practice," and smiled!

:lol:


Kate wrote:When it hurt seeing images from the next movie because you wish so desespally to live something this beautiful...Or at least, love and being love...

I'm right there w/ya.
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When you see a carton of ice cream with the word Denali in the name & immediately think of Twilight.

EDIT: Have a new one from last night. When you're watching a new Psych episode and there's a fancy yellow sports car in the episode and you automatically think of Alice and her car. (I have no idea if it's the same type of car I don't speak Car & Driver. ;) )
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Postby 21Twilight21 » Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:14 am

I love all of these posts because they are soo true for me :lol:!

When you slip on ice and think "ice doesn't help the uncoordinated" like Bella :)!
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Postby Kate » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:52 am

21Twilight21 wrote:When you slip on ice and think "ice doesn't help the uncoordinated" like Bella :)!


:lol: Since there are snow everywhere (I live in Canada), it's happening to me 6-7 times a day... :)
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when...

Postby Twihard_61 » Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:12 am

roo-roo91 wrote:team edward people: when you squeal when you see a volvo.
when you squeal when you hear the name edward, thinking it might be him, then are majorly disappointed when it's not.
when someone starts to talk about their fave animals & you say yours is a lion.
when you constantly find yourself babbling about him.


woooopp I love Edward and I totally agree with you :) xxx
i do the same thing xxx

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