My MIL gives me the worst gifts. My ex-husband and I are divorced, but I still go over to her house for Christmas because we are still friendly, and my dad lives too far away. Anyway, I know she means well, but she always buys me clothes, and its never anything I would ever wear. Last year though was the worst, it was this velour jogging suit, which is bad enough, but it had no tags and i knew it was from the thrift store (not that there is anything wrong with that, I shop there too) but to top it off, not only did it not fit, but there was a stain on it!!!
As long as I was on my way to Hell - I might as well enjoy the journey.