Oooh... I have lots of faves!
Here are some cute ones that come to mind:
The quote from the first episode right after Ned wakes Chuck up:
Ned: I used to... When I lived next door do you, I had a cru -- I was in -- You... were my first kiss.
Chuck: Yeah? You were my first kiss too. You wanna be my last kiss? First and last? Or is that weird?
Ned: That's not weird. It's... symmetrical.
This one from the 5th episode:
Ned: You're the only one for me.
Chuck: I know you feel that now, but there are things you want, there are things we both want.
Ned: So? Everyone wants stuff. We wake up everyday with a list of wishes a mile long and
maybe we spend our lives trying to make those wishes come true, but just because we want them doesn't mean we need them to be happy.
Chuck: What do you need to be happy?
But I adore the funny quotes too... basically any time Olive or Emerson open their mouths, I crack up
I LOVED this one from last night's episode:
Ned: Emerson needs me.
Chuck: Why? There's no dead body to wake up.
Emerson: Nice. Anyone not hear that?
Just the way Emerson says it is so classic!