10/10. I love that quote, very true..
Excuse some of the language!! I'll censor it :
'I understand how scissors beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no f*cking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell(o) can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that Vulgar Language is Ugly up in two second. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh Vulgar Language is Ugly I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you Vulgar Language is Ugly.'
If that one's too inappropriate:
"A good photographer catches the subject. But a good subject captures the photographer." - Cherry Crush