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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby debussygirl » Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:37 pm

AgentCross wrote:"Hello, Tyler, this is Edward Cullen." His voice was very friendly, on the surface. I knew it well enough to catch the soft edge of menace. What was Tyler doing at my house? The awful truth began to dawn on me. I looked again at the inappropriate dress Alice had forced me into.

"I'm sorry if there's been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is unavailable tonight." Edward's tone changed, and the threat in his voice was suddenly much more evident as he continued. "To be perfectly honest, she'll be unavailable every night, as far as anyone besides myself is concerned. No offense. And I'm sorry about your evening." He didn't sound sorry at all. And then he snapped the phone shut, a huge smirk on his face. -

Edward Cullen, Page 483, Twilight



I just laughed so hard at that..... poor Tyler REJECTION! :mrgreen:


:lol: I TOTALLY agree!!! That is by far the funniest thing in all the books in my opinion. How could any poor boy be so oblivious? And just the fact that Edward talked to him-so humiliating for Tyler!!
And I may be weird, but I thought it was so funny how Aro thought he could get the pack to become his guard dogs.
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby TS07 » Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:12 pm

The funniest parts in the twilight saga that I can remember that made me laugh really hard were:
1.Bella punching Jacob in the face after kissing her (NM)
2. Edward rushing to Bella's house after hearing what Jacob did(NM)
3. Bella asking Edward why she had feathers in her hair(BD)
4. Jacob telling jokes to Rosalie(BD)
5. Jacob throwing the bowl to Rosalie's head(BD)
6. Bella and Emmet arm wrestling(BD)
7. Emmett's comments towards Bella's and Edward's sex life(BD)
8. Bella going crazy after learning Jacob had imprinted on Nessie(BD)
9. Edward saying "ow" after being hugged by Bella(BD)
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby GottaLoveCullenx3 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:03 am

I have a ton. FIRST OF ALL, anything with Emmett. Seriously, the guy is hysterical.

Second, JACOB! seriosuly, his personality is really entertaining.

And third, this is just something that i found kind of funny.

The first time Bella and Edward kissed in the meadow, the first words either of them spoke was:
Bella: oops.
The first time Bella and Edward kissed once Bella was a vampire, the first words were:
Bella: oops.
When Edward kissed Bella just before Charlie came over to meet his newly vampristic daughter:
Jasper: let her concentrate (or something along those lines)
Edward: oops.
When Edward kissed her when she showed him her thoughts at the very end:
Bella: oops! I lost it.


somehow, by some unfathomable reason, whenever they kiss, its a mistake! LMAO!
just kidding, but dont you think thats funny?
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby GottaLoveCullenx3 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:09 am

twiheartx wrote:
masked innocence wrote:"u named my baby after the lockness monster" thing was hysterical, but i dont really like it.. i mean yea it was pretty funny.. but its so out of charctre for bella. it made me sad that her personality changed so muh after she was a vampire.. :cry:

I Agree completely. i think she changed too much.
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well of course she changed!

first, she got married.
second, she had a "real" honeymoon.
third, she got pregnant.
fourth, she turned into a vampire.

her character changed in Breaking Dawn, but she had good reason.
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby mlola619 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:13 am

^^ right!? honestly guys...Bella can't stay exactly the same throughout all 4 books..


GottaLoveCullenx3 wrote:I have a ton. FIRST OF ALL, anything with Emmett. Seriously, the guy is hysterical.

Second, JACOB! seriosuly, his personality is really entertaining.

And third, this is just something that i found kind of funny.

The first time Bella and Edward kissed in the meadow, the first words either of them spoke was:
Bella: oops.
The first time Bella and Edward kissed once Bella was a vampire, the first words were:
Bella: oops.
When Edward kissed Bella just before Charlie came over to meet his newly vampristic daughter:
Jasper: let her concentrate (or something along those lines)
Edward: oops.
When Edward kissed her when she showed him her thoughts at the very end:
Bella: oops! I lost it.


somehow, by some unfathomable reason, whenever they kiss, its a mistake! LMAO!
just kidding, but dont you think thats funny?



ahaha! hilarious! yet oddly true hehe
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby BeautifulVeins » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:39 am

I can't believe no one has mentioned the "sex talk" between Charlie in Bella in Eclipse! I thought that was hilarious. Thats exacly how me and my dad would be. So embarrassing. Telling Charlie about them getting married was pretty funny and him thinking she was pregnant "And he thought about shooting you...Admit it-for one second he honestly considered it."
Edward tossing the garter into Mike Newton's face was pretty funy too.

Lots of little things that Jacob said just cracked me up like "Only I was pretty sure the testing they did to make sure you weren't on steroids would probably turn up some really freaky crap in my blood."
"In the other room, Paul brayed like a mule" Ahahahh. Maybe I just have a strange sense of humour.
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby mlola619 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 12:45 am

BeautifulVeins wrote:I can't believe no one has mentioned the "sex talk" between Charlie in Bella in Eclipse! I thought that was hilarious. Thats exacly how me and my dad would be. So embarrassing. Telling Charlie about them getting married was pretty funny and him thinking she was pregnant "And he thought about shooting you...Admit it-for one second he honestly considered it."
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!!! *smacks forehead* omgosh i can't believe i didn't think of that! i saw that whole scene in my head like a movie! PRICELESS, i promise i had their voices facial expressions and everything playing in my mind- i had to put the book down for a couple minutes and just die of laughter...i'm exactly the same way Bella is with her dad so i totally understood that level on so many aspects haha
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby G-Faerie08 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:42 pm

mlola619 wrote:^^ right!? honestly guys...Bella can't stay exactly the same throughout all 4 books..


GottaLoveCullenx3 wrote:I have a ton. FIRST OF ALL, anything with Emmett. Seriously, the guy is hysterical.

Second, JACOB! seriosuly, his personality is really entertaining.

And third, this is just something that i found kind of funny.

The first time Bella and Edward kissed in the meadow, the first words either of them spoke was:
Bella: oops.
The first time Bella and Edward kissed once Bella was a vampire, the first words were:
Bella: oops.
When Edward kissed Bella just before Charlie came over to meet his newly vampristic daughter:
Jasper: let her concentrate (or something along those lines)
Edward: oops.
When Edward kissed her when she showed him her thoughts at the very end:
Bella: oops! I lost it.


somehow, by some unfathomable reason, whenever they kiss, its a mistake! LMAO!
just kidding, but dont you think thats funny?



ahaha! hilarious! yet oddly true hehe


That is actually very hilarious :lol: I probably would be the same way though around a hot vamp such as Edward..Even with like Jacob too cuz he is smokin hot!
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby twilightrocksmysocks » Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:04 pm

OMG there are SOO many funny moments in all the books!
I loved it and was cracking up when she broke her hand:
No, Emmett I punched a werewolf in the face.

Also that whole time between Jacob and Rosalie,
It was hilarious when she molded the plate in the shape of a dog bowl and wrote fido on the side.

AND SOO many more but I figure someone else on here already posted about it =]]
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby twilightrocksmysocks » Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:09 pm

ANOTHER thing is the preface of jacob's section:

Life sucks, and then you die.

I was cracking up becasue that is so blunt. And something jacob would say(when hes all depressed)
and all of Jake's titles because they are so different in comparison to Bella's.
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