Hi dandy! Glad someone remembers me!!
Emmett: Maybe it's banana. Banana has come back for me!!!
Edward: Yes Emmett, you go check.
Esme: But watch out for the velociraptors.
Emmett: I thought that comment was sarcastic!
Carlisle: Emmett, the CFG's are writing this. They could take anything seriously.
Emmett: You're right! Rosie, come protect me.
Rosalie: Why, so that you can run off with banana and my lingerie? I don't THINK so.
Emmett: Omg!! Good idea Rosie posie! The velociraptors would NEVER throw green goo at someone dressed so sexily. I must find where Rosie hid her underwear!!!
Bella: Edward, I'm still scared.
Edward: HAVE NO FEAR, WHALEBOY IS HERE!! I will save the day, my love, and impress you with my heroic deeds and awesome muscles.
Emmett: *from upstairs* Mine are bigger!
Edward: Who asked you, BananaLoser.
Emmett: *dashing down the stairs* WHAT did you just call me???!!!
Alice: Bananaloser. Or are you deaf as well as gay?
Emmett: It's BananaBOY! I am NOT a loser. I'm just... special.
Esme: *comforting* That's right honey. And there's nothing wrong with being special.
Emmett: Yeah! So you better take that back!!
Edward: Well how are you going to MAKE me?
Emmett: I... will... GO BANANA! BANANABOY HAS RETURNED!!!!!
Bella: Oh boy...
Kinda random, I know, but that's what the SKITS thread is all about!!
Some things exist, whether you believe in them or not. ~Valiant by Holly Black