AgentCross wrote:"Hello, Tyler, this is Edward Cullen." His voice was very friendly, on the surface. I knew it well enough to catch the soft edge of menace. What was Tyler doing at my house? The awful truth began to dawn on me. I looked again at the inappropriate dress Alice had forced me into.
"I'm sorry if there's been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is unavailable tonight." Edward's tone changed, and the threat in his voice was suddenly much more evident as he continued. "To be perfectly honest, she'll be unavailable every night, as far as anyone besides myself is concerned. No offense. And I'm sorry about your evening." He didn't sound sorry at all. And then he snapped the phone shut, a huge smirk on his face. -
Edward Cullen, Page 483, Twilight
I just laughed so hard at that..... poor Tyler REJECTION!
I TOTALLY agree!!! That is by far the funniest thing in all the books in my opinion. How could any poor boy be so oblivious? And just the fact that Edward talked to him-so humiliating for Tyler!!
And I may be weird, but I thought it was so funny how Aro thought he could get the pack to become his guard dogs.