Horrible and Great pick-up lines
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- Wandering Through Town
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
I have a funny story actually. I was walking with my friends at a mall. And this very cute guy comes up and starts talking to us, and then he specifically starts talking to me. So, I'm being friendly and we were just normal chatting about random things... and I give him my number (because he WAS incredibly cute..) Eventually, he walks away to rejoin his friends. And my friends and I are still walking around when I see him running towards me at warp speed and is screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M HUNG LIKE A HORRRRSEE". I look at my friends, and were all like.. "WTF!" And so he runs back towards us, and I said, "That's too bad, I don't like horses." We walked away, and I never saw him again. Oddly enough he never called me (Thank heavens!)
Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
When I was a work I was ringing up this guy and after I gave him his change he was like "Do you smoke?" and I was like "whatttt?? Im not going to talk about that im working!" (I dont do drugs or anything but it really wasnt any of his buisness so i was kinda P.O.) to which he replied "why dont you give me your number so we can talk about after."
ugh I wanted to die right there. And ofcource there was this really cute guy behind his with his eyebrows raised who had to help me get rid of the creep who was trying to find out where I lived...shudder.
ugh I wanted to die right there. And ofcource there was this really cute guy behind his with his eyebrows raised who had to help me get rid of the creep who was trying to find out where I lived...shudder.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
Do you have a library card?
"Uh why?"
So I can check you out.
"Uh why?"
So I can check you out.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
A guy said this to me in Ocean City.
Guy:Are you the sun?
Me:No
Guy:'Cause your pretty hot.
Guy:Are you the sun?
Me:No
Guy:'Cause your pretty hot.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
guy: Would you excuse me a sec? I have to return this map that I borrowed.
girl: where does it lead?
guy: The seat next to yours
"you know some people say there are 7 wonders in the world, but I have to tell you something, I only know of one"
girl: where does it lead?
guy: The seat next to yours
"you know some people say there are 7 wonders in the world, but I have to tell you something, I only know of one"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
This one sucks but one of my guy friends uses it all the time on girls "Can you give me a bandage cause I keep falling in love with you."
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
"Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her"
"Are you from Tennessee because you are the only Ten I See"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!"
"I'm wearing Revlon colorstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off? "
"Are you from Tennessee because you are the only Ten I See"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!"
"I'm wearing Revlon colorstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off? "
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
Best line I've heard: "Do you eat a lot of Lucky Charms, because you're magically delicious!" So funny.
Worst I've heard: "Are you're parents retarded, because you're really special." So not cool!
Worst I've heard: "Are you're parents retarded, because you're really special." So not cool!
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
I love this line and I nicked it from my mate - It's not exactly a chat up line but It does get you talking to someone.
"Is your name George?"
"Is your name George?"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
My friend used this one on me the other day. He is such a freak
"Are you a drill sargeant? Because you're making my privates stand up."
The guys on my brother's cross country team use this one all the time.
They walk up to a random girl and are like, "Okay, I have 10 dollars and 20 minutes. Let's do this."
"Are you a drill sargeant? Because you're making my privates stand up."
The guys on my brother's cross country team use this one all the time.
They walk up to a random girl and are like, "Okay, I have 10 dollars and 20 minutes. Let's do this."
Are we wasting time or is it wasting us?