Analyzing the XY thread - for XX only

[jlbower79]

ok so i had to cancel this party once already... it's happening! I can't cancel again!

It's ok, I've already cleared my schedule for tomorrow so I could recuperate! I probably won't have to drink hardy any at all to get me rolling! Trust me!

WOOT
Jaime

[Mrs. Jasper Hale]

Oh I see! Yeah you can't cancel again! that would be awful!

At least you have planned well and cleared tomorrows schedule! I bet you are totally going to be rolling tonight! I am sure all of your friends are going to love it!

[who_needs_fangs?]

Hello, I know I've been somewhat absent lately, but I'm at the library now, and I figured I'd drop in and say 'Hi', so...
HI!
How is everyone?
I've been better, but I am also on the verge of BEING better, so maybe that helps...
Anyway, I just wanted to say hi, and to see how everyone is doing, but I gotta go, I'll check back in a few days!
Much Love,
SenorGimp

For my 5-second analysis of this post, I'd say that the poster is friendly, self-aware, optimistic, and, umm... responsible.

Like we actually use this thread for analyzing anything!

Hiya, Gimp.

[jlbower79]

Re: For XY Discussion Only!!
by Ard Rhys69 on Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:12 pm

Damn, damn damn damn.

For my 1-second anaylsis of this post, I'd say that the poster is not water friendly, needs a bar of soap, has a bit of too much self-aware, and, umm... likes the number four?

Jaime

[jlbower79]

gosh Im so glad this isn't Anyalysing the Twi-Guy Thread...

*spank spank*

WOOT
Jaime

[Mrs. Jasper Hale]

Holy poo. Just poo guys. Two days.......two whole days of no posts. Remember what I said before? Grannies, we're all grannies. Every single one of us.

Ok so I decided to analyze this post and I'm not going to sugar coat my analysis! Ard is right! They are a bunch of grannies! At least Ard is willing to admit it!

[jlbower79]

by ringswraith on Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:04 pm

Hey Will.

Fair warning- I pointed Jaime in your direction. She seems driven by this need to be handcuffed.

First... WILL you're a TWI GUY! (twi-man sounds retarded so I couldn't use that)

Secondly.. DAVID you make me sound like... you know how you go into a gas station (a real nasty one where you have to use a key and when you get into the bathroom you wonder WTF? WHY?? NASTY!) anyways you make me seem like on a stall somewhere it says

FOR A GOOD TIME CALL JAIME AT 601-273-2345

I'm not like that! GR! And Sarah you can cuff me any day of the week sweetie. Doesn't matter who does the spanking. FYI

WOOT WOOT
Jaime

[Mrs. Jasper Hale]

Oh Jaime! We all know you aren't one of THOSE girls! No worries! I think David should get into some trouble for that though!

Oh and next time you want to be cuffed and no one will do it, I will! Promise!

[jlbower79]

THANKS SARAH! WOOT! *gets excited*

And yes... I might have to report David for 'wh0ring me like this'

grrr!

HA!
JAIME

[Mrs. Jasper Hale]

Yeah seriously! I mean what was he thinking!

I'm excited to! We will show the guys how it is done next time!

Girl, you know I've always got your back! You never have to worry about that!