Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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(nah. He'd say "this girl's got some guts" :lol: )

^ :lol:

"Could you be a good gas attendant and fill me up"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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(and if i were to have a have a happy ending, we'd then go back to his place ;) )
XD.
i love thinking up lines like that.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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"Are you a pilot? 'Coz you fly."
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( :roll: :lol: you wish Chels) XD

"If I were a light switch you keep turning me on"

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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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(yes i do wish.)
XDDDDD.
idk if this'd be cheesy or not.
but.
"you must be my guardian angel, because you are way to beautiful to be human."
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its okay.

"you must be path cause you seem to guide my heart"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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aw.
i can't think of any...
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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^:lol:

here's a funny one or whatever. It depends on the reader. XD

"you must be a lubricant cause your so smooth" XD
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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nice.
.....
......"i'm rather aROSEd by you.." get it, instead of aroused......
oh nvm.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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:lol: I think I do.

"you must be alcoholic cause I get drunk when I taste you"
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