Heavenly Hash--a thread for the "older" Twilight crowd

[LisaCullenAZ]

That was a job VERY well done, skylarblue!

I especially love the picture you put in my head with that comment about Bella and Edward and the hearing aid. *snicker* I won't Twilightize this time since I just did it, but I wanted to say excellent first time!

I'm starting a new workout regiment tomorrow. It's called p90x. Have we talked about that here on this thread yet? I can't recall. But I'm a little nervous that I will wimp out! I hope I survive to see the results, though. It's supposed to be GREAT!

[Wingtear]

Ok, sleep-deprived, this will be my last post before going to bed...

We're snow-less again... I was at the bank, changing my name for the cards. Need to take new photos tomorrow, so I can replace my drivers-license and ID-card. Yes, i wanna have both. Thing is, I don't feel like having a picture taken just now... but there's one relief, it can't get worse than the ID-picture I have now. the license is a bit better, but not much.

Twilightize: kitchen knife
Edward wishes that Bella had stabbed Jacob with that kitchen knife.
A kitchen knife can be very... unsafe... for someone like Bella.
When Renee and Charlie divorced, they even fought about the kitchen knives.

Twilightize: Teddy Bear

[skylarblue]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOMETHING BLUE!!!!!!!!!
Loving how you got your question answered by the WARDen and how you got props last night on the BDB chat for getting people hooked on the series.

Thank you LisaCullenAZ for the cudos. I was really scared that I wouldn't do it justice but you made me feel good about what I posted.

So I will try to tackle Wingtear's post (don't be mean if I fail)

Teddy Bear:
Everyone thinks Emmett is the biggest Teddy Bear and he can't understand why
Emmett gave Nessie a gigantic teddy bear for her birthday
Jasper thinks it funny that Emmett has a room full of teddy bears (so not like him)

Twilightize: School Bus

[Carrie80]

Hey Friends! Happy New Year!!! (A few weeks late)

I see we're still twilightizing things....School Bus....I think the gist is connecting the random object with a character-true? In this case I have nothing more than how amazingly hilarious it would have been stuck on a school bus with the Cullen boys for hours with an annoying teacher at the front of the bus constantly yelling for them to "knock it off" and "settle down." Since I'm not sure I'm doing this portion of the game right, I won't leave another object for someone.

I do hope that everyone is doing well and finding wonderful joy and health and happiness in 2009!

[LisaCullenAZ]

CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE!!!!!

My twin returns! I am sooooooo happy to see you on here. I'm not on as often as I'd like to be, so it was my good fortune that I checked on the same day that you decided to peek in! Hooray!

And yes, you got the gist of course! School bus full of Cullens truly does sound hilarious... and I would sign up to be stuck on THAT annoying field trip any day.

I'll add a new word to Twilightize: High heeled boots!

[cullengirl]

I'm not sure if we've had any Questions of the Day on this thread, but I thought we might need one in order to have some discussion along with the Twilightizing. Let's try this QOTD: Who was your first celebrity crush?

High Heeled Boots...

Alice went shopping with Bella for her prom when she was human and bought her high heeled boots. Bella protested and said that the high heeled boots are a death trap for her because she's so clumzy. Now that Bella is a vampire, she actually likes the boots and bought several pairs of them!

TW: Blow dryer

[Wingtear]

Who was my first celebrity crush?
I'm not sure... McGyver maybe... first real celeb-crush though: Hanson...

Blow dryer

I bet the pack would look hilarious if one had a go at them with a blow dryer. All puffy...
Blow dryers, bathtubs and Bella are a -very- bad mix.
Alice and Rosalie would die without their blow driers.

Twilightize: anti-depressive medicine

[cullengirl]

Celebrity crush... I had two: Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio. Johnny was from 21 Jump Street and Leo was from the Baz Lurhman's Romeo and Juliet. I thought he did a great job!

Antidepressive medicine...

Carlisle prescribes antidepressive medicine to some of his patients in Forks Hospital.
Charlie thought antidepressive medicine would help Bella after she became very sad when Edward left.
Jake was Bella's antidepressive medicine.
Mrs. Cope started to take antidepressive medicine when she couldn't stop herself from oogling Edward and the other Cullen boys.

TW: Space Heater

[skylarblue]

QOTD: First Celebrity Crush - wow that was so long ago for me but I was IN LOVE with Shaun Cassidy. Just thinking about it now makes me laugh. I think I had every magazine picture of him, he was the first concert I went to and I even had one of those light blue satin jackets with his picture on the back. Wow that was really embarassing to admit.

Twilightize: space heater
After Jacob's change he because his own personal space heater
Jacob thought it was cool that he could be Bella's space heater
Edward wasn't too happy that Jacob kept referring to himself as Bella's space heater
Jacob's personal space heater came in handy when Bella needed to be warmed up while sleeping in the woods waiting on Victoria

Twilightize - feather pillows

[Goodnight Elizabeth]

My first celebrity crush was also Shaun Cassidy. Shaun, Scott Baio, Leif Garrett....those were the days. *Sigh*

As a dorky teen, I had the hugest crush on Rob Lowe and Kirk Cameron.

Feather pillows no longer fear a tortuous demise since Bella became a vamp.
Eric Yorkie is allergic to feather pillows.
Esme misses sleeping on feather pillows.

Twilightize: naked chicken