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9.9
'easier said then done. that's always how it goes'

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We all have sorry hearts

^^ Uh, wrong thread?
8/10 for truth, took off points for lack of grammar.

"I'd love to leave my door unlocked at night, but this ain't Canada."
-Justin Hammer, Iron Man 2

9.9
"a man wins the lottery, turns 90, the next day he dies.. isn't it ironic?"

9 cuz i klove the song.

"Hiking is just walking where it's ok to pee. Sometimes old people hike by accident" - Demetri Martin

"Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes? " - Jake from It's Complicated

At least a 9/10 for making me chuckle

Next:

You are disoriented. Blackness swims toward you like a school of eels who have just seen something that eels like a lot.

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"When our adopted child misbehaves we have a nickname for him. Buyer's Remorse. When he's good we call him Tax Break."
-ASW

That's a very funny one, so 10/10

Next:

And mothers are always more interested in the condition of your underwear than your body if you're ever in an accident. And they tell you that, 'I hope for my sake that if you're ever in an accident, you have on clean underwear!' Well, I thought that was what an accident was! Look, you're driving a truck. Here comes another truck, gonna hit you. Now, whether you hit the truck or not, you're going to have soiled underwear! Because first you say it, then you do it!

~Bill Cosby