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"You're always dwelling on the negative. Always what he needs, never what he wants. Always what he can't do, never what he can. What about his music? Have you heard the songs he wrote? I'll bet you didn't even know he could write songs. Well, you might be dead right about me. I'm not the ideal girl for Don. But I know one thing: neither are you! And if I'm going to tell anybody to go home, it's gonna be you, Mrs. Baker! You go home!"

I had to do a bit of researching this one--it's from an early Goldie Hawn film called Butterflies Are Free

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[Holmes has been firing bullets into the wall - loudly.]
I am in the process of creating a device that suppresses the sound of a gunshot.
It's not working.

Sherlock Holmes!

That's a funny place for his antenna.

That's a funny place for his antenna.

That is from Planet 51.

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All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Brought peace?
Oh, peace - shut up!

Jestak wrote: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Brought peace?
Oh, peace - shut up!

The Life of Brian

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I'm sorry, did you just say you needed my brain?
Yes, to complete the program.
Well, you can't have it, I'm using it!
Hardly.

I'm sorry, did you just say you needed my brain?
Yes, to complete the program.
Well, you can't have it, I'm using it!
Hardly.

That is from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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What are you thinking, Archie?
I'm just trying to think of one good reason why I should take you to South America with me.
How about... because I have the key to the safety deposit box?
[pause]
That's a...
[both together] ...good reason.

Jestak: Maybe a hint would be good or another quote from the movie

Okay, here's another quote from the same film (hopefully not one of the quotes from this film that's already appeared in this thread):

I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us, who's going to tell me where the loot is and if they're going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?
Don't call me stupid.
Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?

Jestak wrote:I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs.

A Fish Called Wanda

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"This is a free country, welcome to almost anyone. And I'm hoping someday maybe you will join me here. Of course I will continue to write to you every week. Yes, in America almost anything is possible. Goodbye for now my beloved family. I love you. Voyia"

"This is a free country, welcome to almost anyone. And I'm hoping someday maybe you will join me here. Of course I will continue to write to you every week. Yes, in America almost anything is possible. Goodbye for now my beloved family. I love you. Voyia"

That is from Moscow on the Hudson

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We have to go there, now.
What? We can't do that! We've got to plan! We've got to figure it out...
Hermione! When have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose!

^^Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows part 2! (Finally one I know. )

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You're like a shark.
That kind of hurts my feelings a little bit. I'm actually a pretty sensitive guy.
Oh, really?
Once when I was nine years old, I saved the life of a chipmunk.
A chipmunk.
He fell out of our tree and almost died. He didn't know what to do, he couldn't even move. So I built a tiny little splint for his tiny, broken leg. And I carried him around in a BabyBjörn. And all the kids in my neighborhood, they laughed. They made fun of me, they threw rocks at me, but I didn't care. You know why?
Why?
Because all I saw was this little fur ball that needed love.
That's... really sweet.
I know. So next time you wanna call somebody a shark, just remember the chipmunk.