Guns N Roses

[roo-roo91]

slash: *whispers what izzy tried to do*
axl: stupid b****d *kicks izzy*
keep your hands off of her, or next time.
*leans in towards him*
you won't live.
duff: ambulance please.
steven: yes before izzy loses all of his blood.
izzy: *swings at axl*

[twi-nerd]

me: Axl relax I'll take care of him! Shall I?
Izzy: Oh crap!!
me: After all weve been through!
Slash: Oh shizzle!
Steven: Cat fight!
Duff: I get it, cuz they both have long hair?!
Steven: We all have long hair.
me: Izzy's not gonna have long hair when I'm done with him!! *pulls Izzy's hair really hard!*
Izzy: Oh crap that hurts!!
me: Say you're sorry! Say it out loud! Say it!!
Izzy: Never!! You filed for divorce from me!
me: Say it!!
Izzy: Never!
me: Axl, a little help!!
Axl: Gladly
me: Still want to say it!!
Izzy: No, I wear the pants in this relationship!!
me: You're not gonna be able to wear pants if you don't say it!! Say it!! Or I'll claw you like my hands were Wolverine's claws!!
Axl: Oh you're gonna pay Izzy!!

[roo-roo91]

me: would you people stop acting like a bunch of children?
*waves wand and you and izzy are apart from eachother*
now izzy say you're sorry or i'll kill you.
izzy:..sorry.
me: see. that's all it takes.
now get the flipping ambulance or all of you will need to ride in it.
duff: whimpers*
steven: scary.
axl:....*calls 911*
*a few minutes later an ambulance comes*

[twi-nerd]

Slash: You don't feel bad at all?
me: No! He deserved what he got for two reasons 1:finding the loophole and 2: what he tried to do to Chealsea.
Slash: So, I guess your free now.
me: In your dreams.
Slash: I'll see you there.
me: *whispering in ambulance guys ear*
ambulance guy: *nods*
me: *sneaks in to Izzy's ambulance car*
Slash: Where did she go?
Axl: Oh no!
Steven: What?
Duff: Let me guess she sneaked into the ambulance after persuading the ambulance guy and now shes gonna beat the living crap out of Izzy?
Axl: Yup.

[roo-roo91]

me: okay what the f***. i hope she gets arrested.
he didn't f**** mean to. he didn't know it was me.
now f***** leave him alone.
*climbs in the ambulance and grabs you* *angry tone of voice* LEAVE HIM THE F*** ALONE.
GOT IT?HE HAD NO F***** CLUE IT WAS ACTUALLY ME AND NOT THE CLONE.
slash: why is she being defensive?
duff: probably because truthfully he half didn't deserve it. he really didn't know it was her. he thought it was the clone.
steven: true true.
axl: but he also deserved it, because of what he tried.

[twi-nerd]

me: Okay I'll leave him alone. I didn't even do anything. We worked things out and we decided to leave each other alone.
Izzy: *mumbling* yeah, she was just apologizing.
me: Told yeah, he explained the whole thing to me.
Axl: Wow, they actually made up?! I thought she was kicking his Why are we talking about a donkey?. That's what he was doing they whole entire time.
Steven: Nice one, you got someone in trouble. Snitch.
Axl: What I thought that was happening!
Slash: Maybe you should figure things out before you say them.
Axl: Fine, I'm gonna go and apologize to all three of them. *muttering darkly while stomping his feet*

[roo-roo91]

me: good. now everythings fine.
duff: i want pie.
steven: that was random.
duff: well i want pie.
axl: *apologizes*
me: accepted.
slash: well is the ambulance going to leave now?
*it leaves*
me: there we go.
((night))

[twi-nerd]

me: Wow, what a hectic day.
Slash: Tell me about it *stretches arms*
me: Don't even try!
Slash: Wasn't planning on it.
Axl: When do you think Izzy will ever forgive me?
Slash: Never!
Everyone: *laughs*
me: Hey whatever happened to the twins after we had dinner they suddenly dissapeard. Or are they sleeping?

[roo-roo91]

me: yes they're sleeping.
slash: i need sleep.
axl: i need food.
duff:.......i'm tired.
me: ...okay then.
steven: moo.
me: wtf?
slash:.....weirdo.
me: as if you're one to talk. you're trying to get it with someone WAY younger then you; when there's someone around your age around.
*waves wand and gives the clone a personality, an interest in the others and a suggestive outfit*
see?
clone: *walks over to slash seductively**seductive tone* hello there sexy. *starts kissing him deeply while moving her hands around*
me: see?

[twi-nerd]

me: thanks Cheals he was starting to annoy the heck out of me.
Slash: I think I'm okay now.
Izzy: Well, I'm going to sleep.
me: WTF when did Izzy come back?
Steven:I don't know, Slash, take it somewhere else.
Duff: Yeah loser.
me: Duff you always think you're sexy, you're a loser.
Duff: But it's true.
me: Duff, you have five seconds.
Duff: Five seconds to what.
Steven: Run! For crying out loud!!
Duff: Oh, I'm gonna go now.
me: That's it, he's really annoyed me *runs around chasing Duff with a muzzle in my hand*