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me: since the two of you are downstairs, i'm going to take bruce upstairs so he can sleep.
duff: sleepy baby.
axl: cute.
clone: *cuddles up next to slash*
slash: yes i love you too.
steven: are we ever going to visit izzy?

Izzy: Steven I'm not invisible I was here the whole time. Thank you guys so much for the visits.
Steven: How did you get here so fast?
Izzy: All they did was clean me up and bandaid the cuts.
Steven: Oh, well then you're welcome
Slash: Okay well Im off yo get married.
Clone: Yay!
Izzy: Havent you only known the clone for like a day.
Slash: You can put it that way.
me: Quiet down in there.
Izzy: Sheesh what's with her.
Slash: I don't know ignore the kid.
me: Ignoring that!
Steven: What happened to Duff?

me: okay.
axl: *huggles*
me: thank you.
duff: i got kicked a lot.
steven: awww poor duff.
me: *hugs duff* hugs make everything better.
izzy: do i get a hug?
me: *hug*

Steven: Hugs do make everything better.
Axl: Yes they do.
Izzy: Slash, so why are you really getting married?
me: Can you please be quiet?! I'm trying to sleep.
Izzy: She's always like that. Living with us for years gets her really annoyed.
Axl: Maybe Cheals and the Clone will actually get used to it.
me: You guys have a photoshoot tomorrow so that means no beer!!
Izzy: Dangit! *puts away beer bottle*

me: ...i'm bored.
axl:......i'm tired.
slash:..........*gulps down a bottle of jack daniel's*
steven: he drank something!
duff: tattle tale.
me: i'm thirsty.
axl: *yawns*

me: What did he drink?!
Duff: Jack Daniels.
me: *running down* That's mine!!! I'm gonna kill you Slash!
Izzy: Help me Steven try to hold her down.
Slash: Oh Shizz, well it doesnt have your name on it.
me: Yes it does read the cap.
Slash: Oh . . . crap.
me: Yeah! That's right let me go, you owe me 24 bucks.
Izzy: Wait you don't drink.
me: I hate you, my dad gave me that for when Im older and you drank it! *runs off*
Steven: See what you did.

slash: s***. *runs after you*
axl: snuggle?
me: awww of course sugar lamb.
*snuggle*
duff: i need food.
steven: then go get some.
izzy: why is michelle in the floor? crawling around?
steven: idk. ask them.

me: *jumps on Slash's back pulling his hair* Say sorry!
Slash: Fine I'm sorry!!
me: For what!?
Slash: For drinking a gift your dad gave you.
me: Okay, *jumps off* Gosh you 5 honestly get on my nerves. Living with you five for years is a disaster.
Steven: Hey cook me food.
me: Get it yourself.
Izzy: Yum here want one I found them in the freezer *passes Chicken Nuggets to Steven*
me: Izzy those were mine.
Izzy: Im sorry *hands them back*
me: thanks, honestly dont you dumbies know not to touch my food!!??
Steven: No.

me:....i eat my own food.
axl: same. oh look.
slash: what?
axl: i think michelle loves you.
duff: awww..
slash: what made you say that?
axl: she's hugging your leg.
*slash looks down to see her hugging his leg*
slash: awww hey there.
*picks her up*
steven: i ate a sammich.
me: *hits steven* use proper grammar.
steven: i just ate a sandwich.

me: Steven, you sound british when you try to sound proper
Izzy: I just noticed that too? Hey you got glasses?
me: Yeah, there brand new.
Izzy: Oh I want to try them on *takes my glasses*
me: Ouch that hurt, give em back I'm blind! I can't see anything.
Steven: That's messed up dude.
Duff: I wonder if I'd look sexy with glasses?
Slash: Trust me you won't.
Duff: What makes you say that?
Slash: Because it-*CRASH*
Slash: What was that?
me: I'm okay, Izzy pushed me.
Steven: DUDE! You hit a girl?
Duff: No wonder Izzy doesn't get chicks.
Axl: Lol
Slash: Wtf?