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If I have a crappy day, do I get a story, too?

I haven't really slept in 3 days, and I was supposed to have the night off from work, but the only other person who works my shift called in sick. So, here I am, at work...again...after about an hour of sleep. Been having a lot of nightmares lately...

But I'm getting to work on THREE I-Had-A-Crappy-Day stories as we speak.

See ya'll in a few!
-Jolynn

Yay!!!! *claps like excited fan girl*

Jolynn, I'm so sorry you've been having nightmares and have to work on basically zero sleep. That is never fun. (Unless of course your job was to be Rob's personal sex slave. But I've yet to find that position listed in the classifieds... )
But like the greedy little thing I am, I'm totally excited to see your pic stories. Woohoo!

Aww Jolynn, I'm sorry! I'd make you a story if I could. I'm not really that creative. But I can try! It gives me an excuse to look at Rob. Hehe. So I shall try for you my dear! Hahaha.

*skips off to find Rob*

Ok here ya go Jolynn. A Rob story for you!

Rob heard you weren't getting much sleep...

Oops..his bad

But wait...when you were sleeping, you had nightmares..

He was not a very happy camper

Then he heard you got called into work so he decided to try to cheer you up.

He thought this might do it (or at least get a laugh)..

It did, but not as much as he'd have liked so when you get home from work

He will be waiting for you...

And he will be willing to do whatever it takes

To make you as happy as can be

Damn the 5 link limit. This coulda been so much better. Lol. So here ya go. Hope you feel better Jolynn!

Jaime’s Rob-Makes-Everything-Better story (because her crap day was reported first).


This was Rob’s reaction when he heard Mike had been in a car accident.

Then, he rushed over to see you, making sure he ran over as many of the paps’ feet as he could on his way (silly, Rob).

Rob: “I know how stressed out you must be Jaime. I’m sorry to hear about Mike. And his car. But are you okay?

Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?”

Jaime: “Well, maybe there is something…”


I’m SO happy to hear Mike’s okay (mostly).
Hopefully today will be better!
-Jolynn

I was reading the paper today and it said this hilarious thing about Rob. I was actually laughing.
It said that he was at a set for a movie in Spain and was incredibly bored and lonely so he took out a stalker fan for dinner. This stalker/fan was outside his hotel every day for every week that Rob was there. And it quoted Rob saying that he was really bored so he took the girl out to dinner and complained to her about everything in his life. And she never came back.
Sorry for being off the topic. But I just had to tell someone.

Kristiner: Rob and I weren’t happy that you had a craptastic day.

Rob: “What? Kristiner had a bad day, too?”

In fact, Rob did all he could to not curl up and cry.

He took to glaring off into massive crowds of people.

But then, when you showed up, it made him feel better!

Rob: “I’m so glad you’re here now, Kristiner. I’ll make it all better.”

Darn cars! Not darn Rob! Yummy…
Tomorrow WILL be better! I know it will!
-Jolynn

Ok so Jolynn, you get the crown for Queen of Rob-Can-Make-It-All-Better Stories! I absolutely loved the one you did for me! And for Jaime! Hehe.

I would say my day is getting better because I'm almost off from work, but then I realize I just have to come back in here at 7pm and all the happiness is gone from the world. (Maybe the Dementors have come? Haha)

Ah but all I have to do is go back and read my story and everything is all good again. Yay! Thanks!

Jolynn Marie Weizenheimer! (Ok I know that's not your real name, but I just figured I'd make one up to sound all like you're in trouble )
Where is MY Rob-makes-it-all-better pic story? I do believe you said you were making THREE, correct?

Firstly, Kristiner!!! I LOVED my story! You did SOOO well!!! And I understand; the 5 URL max kills me Every. Time.

Secondly, Vanquish, you aren’t off topic at all! Those kinds of stories are our lifeblood here on this thread!

And Mandy, you SO deserve a double dose of stories because of your day yesterday! So, here it is!

Rob: “Man, I’m so disappointed. I heard Mandy was going to Jackson’s show last night, but then, at the last minute, she couldn’t make it. So, as much as I like Jackson and all, I didn’t really feel up to going anymore.

But I’ve got a plan for next week.

I’m going to fly to London (to throw off the paps)…

…then sneak back to LA...

...where I’ll meet Mandy early…

…and then take her to the concert myself!”

Now that Jackson AND Rob are expecting you next week (or soon, at least) you HAVE to go!!!

-Jolynn

EDIT: WOAH, Mandy! Impatient much?! It takes time to create such genius!!! Heheheh--kidding! I hope you love it!!!