The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version
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Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version
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-No point in speaking
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-No point in speaking
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Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version
Dear no point in speaking,
First off, if you do not speak how do we know what the problem is?
Second, duck, those annoying brothers are 2 feet behind you and about to attack.
-ALICE
First off, if you do not speak how do we know what the problem is?
Second, duck, those annoying brothers are 2 feet behind you and about to attack.
-ALICE
And then Romeo Killed Juliet
Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version
How do you kill a werewolf? Especially when you hear those thoughts in his/your daughters mind?
- Murderous daddy vamp.
- Murderous daddy vamp.
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Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version
Put scratch and sniff at the bottom of a filled pool.
...No, wait, that's how you kill a blonde. Nevermind.
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...No, wait, that's how you kill a blonde. Nevermind.
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Has anyone ever told you that you have control issues?
Face it Mr. Prudy Pants, your little girl is growing up. What she/they feeling is natural.
Just because you waited 107 years doesn't mean everyone else needs to.
Loosen up and let them be.
With all my love
Uncle Emmett
Face it Mr. Prudy Pants, your little girl is growing up. What she/they feeling is natural.
Just because you waited 107 years doesn't mean everyone else needs to.
Loosen up and let them be.
With all my love
Uncle Emmett
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Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version
i'm having trouble keeping my thoughts in check. i mean everytime my husband comes around all i can think of is sex. i'm getting a little worried, do you think i have a problem?
-Bella.
-Bella.
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No, love. Theres no problem at all. In fact continue to think those thoughts and junp him every chance you get.
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So, I got a letter from Hogwarts. Turns out I'm a witch. How do I break the news to my family?
-Angela
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Angela,
First tell your parents that your pregnant. Then go , 'just kidding im not pregnant I'm a witch'. They'll be so relieved your not pregnent that they won't care.
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Okay, everytime my fiancee looks at me she blushes. it drives me insane to not know why. Anyone have any ideas as to why?
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Have you SEEN you?
I know you are a 107 year old virgin but even you aren't that innocent!
Tanya
I know you are a 107 year old virgin but even you aren't that innocent!
Tanya