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*throws in the-usual-throw-in so hard and violently that the cage topples over ...*
If no one eats her this time, I'll throw her down the wood chipper myself! And I'm not kidding!!! STUPID BIT... female dog

I cannot wait for the final 4 weeks to pass! Then I'll be FREE!

Aww sorry Ninna! I say into the chipper she goes...just to be safe!
*HUGS*

Ninna you cant be using the wood chipper whilst preggers. You may push the button, but I will gladly lift and toss the human in. Dont want the pup to get mad at you for lifting heavy items.

I have bribed a certain someone *coughEmmettcough* to rip her into throw-while-preggie size pieces, happy?

that's just not very nice...
But do what you want, I mean, it's a free country... (please don't cut me into throwable pieces, too!)

-looks around suspiciously, finds the place conspicuously empty, and breathes a sigh of relief to learn that it seems he ISN'T going to be cut into throwable pieces-
Where IS everybody?
Hello?....
*begins to feel very lonely when his echoing call reaffirms the fact that all of his fellow Veggie-Vamp cafe friends are nowhere to be found*

*screams from the backyard*
I'm trying to discipline an unruly pup, he keeps chasing Jasper around, while Emmett laughs so hard I think he'll start crying any minute...

Well, bring him inside and I'll cook him up some eggs or something, maybe a bagel sandwich with eggs and sausage...
Oh, wait, we're talking about a pup here, huh?
Well, then I'll make him like 12 bagel sandwiches, and maybe that'll be enough, just come back inside, I'm getting rather lonely.
(peeks out back window, sees Wingtear chasing around the most adorable little wolf cub, screaming at him that if he didn't start behaving she would put him in timeout... at which he turned and looked at her, barked a laugh, and proceeded to romp around and play fight with his "uncle Jasper".)
rolls eyes, and makes Himself a bagel sandwich, thinking it might be sometime before she gets things under control

x

*raises hand* I'd like to throw in my psych professor please!