Twilight Skits

[dandyvampgirl_13]

*bangs head on table, waiting for inspiration of randomness to appear*
UNGH! I'm sorry I'm so skit dead people!
Stupid soccer... so tiredddddd....
If you want to start a new skit, it might be okay, but it'd be better if we kept on the current one.
I'll work on it!!!
*continues banging head...*

[Artemis Cullen]

Wait guys! I'm getting ispiration! Finally! I'll write it down on another post, just don't do anything drastic till I post the skit!

Edit: Okay here it is, it's short and boring...but here it is!

*Back at the warehouse*

Medea: I’m going to get you for that Bellona!
Iah: Oh, this is going to be good!
Bellona: *Gulps* Now, Medea… don’t do anything drastic.
Medea: *advances toward Bellona* Oh, trust me this will be very drastic.
Iah: *To self* Wow I’ve never seen Medea this mad.
Bellona: Umm, Medea remember I’m like your little sister.
Medea: My little sister never annoyed me this much; therefore you are not like my little sister!
Bellona: Okay then… bye! *Runs for the door*
Medea: Oh, No you don’t! *throws shoe at Bellona*
Bellona:*Falls* Ow! That really hurt.
Medea: *Walks over, with an evil smile on her face.* I know, I know. I’m going to hurt you- *she freezes, and gets this weird looking faraway look on her face* Never mind, I’ll get you later. We should get out of here. I have a feeling that the Cullen’s are coming. And they are not happy.
Iah: *To self* Aw, man that was getting so exciting! *receives evil glare from Medea* Never mind!
Bellona: *thinks to self* Wow, I really got lucky this time; I’ll try not to make her angry like that again.
Medea: *Walk over to a now very scared Jasper* Hey there Jasper, were going to leave this place now, and I want you to be very quiet and cooperate, deal.
Jasper: Why should I?
Medea: *In a really sweet, happy, and calm voice* Because if you don’t, you’ll get hurt badly. And never see Alice again.
Jasper: *Gulps* Okay then!
Medea: *Sweet voice* Good Choice, Jasper! *normal voice* Bellona, Iah! You 2 have everything we need!?
Iah & Bellona: Yes!
Medea: Okay then, let’s go! *The Poof out of the room*

Okay I’m going to let you guys take it from there ‘cause that’s all I got at the moment.

[rapid_reader1]

Woah, ok, can someone please explain to me who everyone is? I mean, there's like three characters in that SKIT whom I didn't know. Talk about confusing.

[edward x lover]

I deleted my snip-it of awfulness because I suck at skit writing and I let everyone skip my addition. =]

[Artemis Cullen]

Woah, ok, can someone please explain to me who everyone is? I mean, there's like three characters in that SKIT whom I didn't know. Talk about confusing.

Okay r_r go to page 6 and read my 3rd post -I believe it is-, and if you still don't get it, PM me.

And edward x lover, it's not suppose to be uncomfortable for the Cullen's to be animals, it's supposed to be funny, which apperently it's not anymore, *sigh*. I just wish the Skit didn't die so fast, I thought it had great potential.

[edward x lover]

so skip my thingy I told you you could I thought it was funny that Angela was a witch.

[Artemis Cullen]

Hmmm, Is anyone willing to write a skit with Angela being a witch and making her into a cat or something? I would do it myself but I spent all my skit idea's already.

[WinniePony]

Omg! Skits are dying! Noooooooooooooooooo!

Um...so I'm just going to pretend the Cullens are still animals, but I'll try to work in Angela...

AliceChicken: Ugh! Cluck! I've had enough of this!!!
NessieCow: So have I. (moo) I want to be normal again. I (moo) miss my Jakey!
CarlisleChicken: I STILL WANT TO BE (cluck) A NORMAL BOY!!!
AliceChicken: Right. So we should (cluck) rescue Jasper, regardless of what Rose says.
RosalieChicken: No!!!
AliceChicken: And then we'll (cluck) get to be humans again.
RosalieChicken: No! There has got to (cluck) be another way to change us back!!!
BellaCow: I don't (moo) think there is. I mean, it's not (moo) like Angela's a witch or anything.
CarlisleChicken: Omg!
BellaCow: And Mike just can't be (moo) a sorceror, or something. He's so gay he can (moo) hardly function.
CarlisleChicken: Omg!
BellaCow: And if Eric could do (moo) magic, he would have cleared up his acne. I mean seriously, (moo) some of those things look like volcanoes!
CarlisleCow: Omg!!!!
BellaCow: And what is Tyler, a warlock? Who (moo) can't steer a car to save his life, and mine?
CarlisleCow: O. M. G. !!!!
BellaCow: *exasperated sigh* WHAT Carlisle? You've been (moo) saying Omg for like the past five (moo) minutes! You sound like a freaking (moo) valley girl!
CarlisleCow: I have an idea.
BellaCow: Yeah, like (moo) that'll help us. My ranting was more productive.
RosalieChicken: Shut up, cow! Maybe it'll (cluck) work!
BellaCow: Don't you call me a (moo) cow, you skinny little, stringy-feathered freak!
RosalieChicken: Oh. No. You. Didn't.
BellaCow: I did.
RosalieChicken:
BellaCow:
*Bella and Rosalie are about to fight, when Carlisle intervenes*
CarlisleCow: GUYS!!!! Seriously, I have an idea. What have we (cluck) got to lose?
BellaCow: Fine. But it'd better (moo) be good.
CarlisleCow: WELL, *dramatic pause* What if Angela IS a witch?
*dramatic music*
BellaCow: *dramatic shocked expression*
AliceChicken: *has a dramatic vision*
EmmettChicken: *thinks about bananas...dramatically*
NessieCow: *dramatically wishes for Jakey to hold her*
JakeChicken: *wonders when his dramatic dinner will be*
RosalieChicken: *dramatically breaks the dramatic silence by dramatically filing her dramatic nails*
BellaCow: Jeez Rose, (moo) way to ruin the moment. We were going to (moo) break the record for the highest number of 'dramatic' s in one post!
RosalieChicken: Whatever, cow.
BellaCow: I. Am. Moo. Not. A. Cow!!!
EmmettChicken: HAHAHA! You're a (cluck) moo, not a cow!
CarlisleChicken: *whining...dramatically.*
Director: CUT!
Everyone:
Director: Stop saying dramatically. We're done with that joke. It's not funny anymore, so don't even go there.
EmmettChicken: I think it's funny.
Director: Exactly. Now Carlisle, whine again. But leave out the drama!!
CarlisleChicken: Uhm...
Director: SAY YOUR LINE!
CarlisleChicken: *whining in a very undramatic manner* Guys! Stop fighting! Now are we going to find Angela or not?
Director: Perfect. Now, continue.

Eh, not my best. But it's hard when nobody else is writing to turn out good stuff. You awesomely funny peoples are my inspiration! When you're dead...I'm dead. 'Nuff said. So somebody else needs to make with the funny!

[Artemis Cullen]

Haha! That was very funny Winnepony! Loved it!

[rapid_reader1]

Thanks so much to Artemis for clearing that up!! And those are some great SKITS!!!

*gulp* Now this may turn out horrible, but here goes nothing...

BellaCow: Yeah!!!
RosalieChicken: Stop being so perky!!!!
BellaCow: I'm not perky, Mrs. PERKY!!!
RosalieChicken: Look who's calling who perky!!!
CarlisleChicken: GUYS!!! ANGELA!?!?!?!?
EmmettChicken: *starts kissing a pellow with his eyes closed*
BellaCow: Uh, Emmett?
*Emmett opens eyes and spits out the pellow*
EmmettChicken: Uh, it's not what you think it is!!!!
Everyone: Sure it isn't....
CarlisleChicken: Come on guys!!!! Angela please!!! Lets focus for once!!!
Director: *whispering to someone off stage* He's my star whiner.
BellaCow: Right. Angela....Anyone have any ideas?
RosalieChicken: Who made you the boss?
Everyone: *dramatic sigh*

Lol, I know, it was awful. Anyway, I havn't read anything about Angela getting kidnapped or whatever happened to her, so give me a break.