Re: Twilight Skits
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:46 pm
Congratz on your first SKIT
*At the Swan house...*
Charlie: Isabella Swan, you need to tell me who the father is right now!
Bella: You wouldn't believe me if I told you!
*phone ringing*
Charlie: Hello?
Edward: Bella?
Charlie: *puts on high female voice* Yes?
Edward: Bella, I need to know! Who's the father!?
*Charlie's thoughts: Who should I say? Mike? Nah, he's gay. Plus, he doesn't have it in him. Ohh I know. This will be entertaining...*
Charlie: Jacob Black!
*Edward hangs up*
Bella: What about Jacob?
Charlie: Nothing.
Bella: Now who's keeping secrets!
Charlie:
Bella: Who's the 18-year-old of the two of us?
*phone rings again*
Bella: Hello?
Jacob: Bells? It's Jake.
Bella: I got that, thanks. What's going on? *hears crying in the background* Who is that?
*from the background* Nessie: HOW COULD YOU JAKIE!?!?
Bella: Jacob, you better explain. NOW.
*Nessie grabs phone from Jacob* Nessie: Mother, how could you have a baby with my Jakie!!! Why would you steal him from me!?
Bella: Oh this is all kinds of wrong. *hangs up*
Charlie: Who was that?
Bella: Edward went to Jake's house and spilled that he's the one who got me pregnant, and now my daughter thinks I got with her boyfriend.
Charlie: I never took you for a cougar, Bells.
Bella: Jacob is not the father, dad!
Charlie: Well who is!?
Bella: I. CAN'T. TELL. YOU!
*At the Swan house...*
Charlie: Isabella Swan, you need to tell me who the father is right now!
Bella: You wouldn't believe me if I told you!
*phone ringing*
Charlie: Hello?
Edward: Bella?
Charlie: *puts on high female voice* Yes?
Edward: Bella, I need to know! Who's the father!?
*Charlie's thoughts: Who should I say? Mike? Nah, he's gay. Plus, he doesn't have it in him. Ohh I know. This will be entertaining...*
Charlie: Jacob Black!
*Edward hangs up*
Bella: What about Jacob?
Charlie: Nothing.
Bella: Now who's keeping secrets!
Charlie:
Bella: Who's the 18-year-old of the two of us?
*phone rings again*
Bella: Hello?
Jacob: Bells? It's Jake.
Bella: I got that, thanks. What's going on? *hears crying in the background* Who is that?
*from the background* Nessie: HOW COULD YOU JAKIE!?!?
Bella: Jacob, you better explain. NOW.
*Nessie grabs phone from Jacob* Nessie: Mother, how could you have a baby with my Jakie!!! Why would you steal him from me!?
Bella: Oh this is all kinds of wrong. *hangs up*
Charlie: Who was that?
Bella: Edward went to Jake's house and spilled that he's the one who got me pregnant, and now my daughter thinks I got with her boyfriend.
Charlie: I never took you for a cougar, Bells.
Bella: Jacob is not the father, dad!
Charlie: Well who is!?
Bella: I. CAN'T. TELL. YOU!