Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by Pel » Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:32 pm

Alright. Obviously This is PG13 thread in the spectrum of the VMT.

Post away folks. Quotes from The Twilight Saga that sound dirty, but aren't.


"Do you mind if Jasper comes instead"

TW pb pg 437
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by The Imprinter » Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:45 am

TW Hardcover Pg 437

"It was amazing how every cell in my body seemed to know he was coming, to long for his coming"

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by G-Faerie08 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:07 pm

"It's incredible, isn't it, the difference between reading about something, seeing it in the pictures, and experiencing it?" TW-Paperback p. 302

"Apparently, I look a little overexcited." TW-Paperback p. 299

"You can't imagine how that feels." TW-Paperback p. 261

"It won't be so hard again." TW-Paperback p.276
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Post by twilighter4eva » Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:01 pm

"'Bout time somebody scored around here"-Emmett
BD hardcover pg 511
"Uh, I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can google it."- Edward

"How do we even know she's Italian? Her name's Bella."

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by CéliAmbre » Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:56 pm

h, that last one is dirty though. Kind of. Guess it had two meanings. I love this thread. I'll have to think of something...
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Post by mlola619 » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:35 pm

G-Faerie08 wrote:"It's incredible, isn't it, the difference between reading about something, seeing it in the pictures, and experiencing it?" TW-Paperback p. 302

"Apparently, I look a little overexcited." TW-Paperback p. 299

"You can't imagine how that feels." TW-Paperback p. 261

"It won't be so hard again." TW-Paperback p.276



XD aww man now i'm inspired to go through the books and die of laughter at a quote i find...*grabs books*
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by Jasper<3 » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:09 pm

Well, well, Carlisle, you have been naughty, haven't you? BD

What happened with Jasper was nothing, Edward, nothing! NM
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by porscheturbo911 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:20 pm

Jasper<3 wrote:
What happened with Jasper was nothing, Edward, nothing! NM


Ahahahahahahaha! That made me LMFAO!! :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by Jasper<3 » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:24 pm

porscheturbo911 wrote:
Jasper<3 wrote:
What happened with Jasper was nothing, Edward, nothing! NM


Ahahahahahahaha! That made me LMFAO!! :lol:


Yay! someone thought I was funny!
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by darkrider » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:55 pm

What happened with Jasper was nothing, Edward, nothing! < that was in new moon. LMFAOOOOOOOO



soo funny.

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