Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

[A.H]

Eclipse p.234

Edward-There are things between my hands right now that I can’t live without. You should take care of them.

[ana;]

Eclipse p.234

Edward-There are things between my hands right now that I can’t live without. You should take care of them.

oh lord.
hahaha.

i think this is like the best one so far.

[skylarblue]

Don't know how good everyone think this is but I thought it was in line with the thread

-Eclipse pg 570
"How can you stand it?" the girl groaned in a high, clear voice.
"I want her."

-Eclipse pg 582
"Is there anything you want to talk about before you leave?" Alice asked sympathetically.
"You must be more than a little traumatized."

That's all I got so far, will find more.

Here's one more
-Eclipse pg 589
"Have you ever noticed how big those Quileute kids are?"
"Yeah, I have"
Charlie stared at me, his eyes abruptly more focused.

Okay this one is really bad but I couldn't resist
-Eclipse pg 590
"Dad . . .," I moaned

[A.H]

Eclipse p.234

Edward-There are things between my hands right now that I can’t live without. You should take care of them.

oh lord.
hahaha.

i think this is like the best one so far.

Thanks

[FilDeCuivre]

"Oh, Billy!" I moaned.
"It's going to be hard all round."
I swallowed hard.

- NM (pg 373)



enjoy!

Okay this one is really bad but I couldn't resist
-Eclipse pg 590
"Dad . . .," I moaned

Oh my god, those are quotes I've never even thought someone would put in here! Brilliant! Bad, but brilliant

Quotes from Breaking Dawn:

pg. 401
"Wait, wait, wait. You promised I could be there the first time!"
- Alice

pg. 354
"Move your hands, Jacob."
- Edward

pg. 355
But there was nothing there, just me, just him.
Working over a corpse.

Now that one's quite gross

[xXBeSafeXx]

wow. they just keep getting dirtier, don't they?

[RachelCullenxX]

wow. they just keep getting dirtier, don't they?

Seems like it... But they're so funny!

[BlueStarlight]

Byahahaha! Have I got some dooooozies for you guys tonight!! These are from New Moon:
1. p. 414
Alice- "Calm down, Jacob Black. You don't want to do that so close to her."
Jake- "I dont think I'll have any problem keeping my focus."

2. p. 427
I ground my teeth in mute frustration.
"If there were any way to do this without you, Bella, I wouldn't be endangering you like this." Alice
"Don't be stupid. I'm the last thing you should be worrying about." Bella

3. p. 428
"...Carlisle speculates that abstaining makes it easier for us to be civlized." Alice

4. p. 432
I watched her in fascination for a long time. Eventually, she became utterly motionless.

5. p. 435
It wasn't enought to make me hopeful, to make me feel the relief she obviously felt.




6. p. 443-447---- HOLD ON FOR THIS ONE!
"Alice," I moaned.
"It's the only way in," she tried to soothe me. But her voice was too strained for comfort.
"I'm in a wee bit of a hurry," she hinted, still smiling.
"Just a little farther," Alice encouraged me.

Do you realize how hard it was to keep a straight face during that chapter when I found #6??? Alice and Bella were in the car, speeding through Volterra, in a hurry to get to Edward in time. I was really into the story, then BANG! those lines come up! I couldn't refuse you guys the pleasure of that one!!

[skylarblue]

Yeah, Blue (my dirty quote twin) has provided some good ones. I was wondering if I had to continue on my own.

Wow, we are getting really naughty but me likey

Keep them coming!

[mlola619]

Eclipse p.234

Edward-There are things between my hands right now that I can’t live without. You should take care of them.

oh my.....

XD ppppffffffaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa * seriously just laughed like that*
i think i just died of laughter