Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

[DoNotFeartheDark]

"Alice," I whispered urgently. -p.444
"Oh, Alice, do it now!" -p.436
"Alice," I moaned. -p.443

^^^Bella, NM

HA HA. we have very lovely minds.


Stephen: "Well, well, Carlisle. You have been naughty, haven't you" (you have to say it in that evil soothing voice)
-BD Hardcover pg. 627


Bella: "Get him OUT! Do it NOW!" (you have to have one of those nasty minds)
-BD Hardcover pg.349

[consider_me_dazzled]

I found this thread the other day and thought, 'man I gotta pay attention when I re-read the saga'.

Then I started reading and forgot all about it!!! Until I came across:

"Jacob, it won't stay up," I complained.
"It will when you're moving," he promised.

I was excited to get on here and post it, then I saw that it had already been done. Oh well....I love it anyway!!!

[edwardlikeshaystacks]

I found this thread the other day and thought, 'man I gotta pay attention when I re-read the saga'.

Then I started reading and forgot all about it!!! Until I came across:

"Jacob, it won't stay up," I complained.
"It will when you're moving," he promised.

I was excited to get on here and post it, then I saw that it had already been done. Oh well....I love it anyway!!!

Haha! Is that from NM? XD

Ah, I will come back to this thread as soon as I finish "studying" for AP bio. -fishes out twilight book-

[cullen grl 17]

"You're such a natural at this, Bella; i forget how very strange this all must be for you. I wish i could hear it." BD page 478. I thought it sounded dirty but maybe that's just me.

We laughed together, and the motion of our laughter did interesting things to the way our bodies were connected. BD page 485

"I gotta say I was impressed. You should've seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless" Jacob chortled BD page 495

[edwardlikeshaystacks]

Ah yes. I said I'd be back and here I am!

"Edward!" I screamed. I realized my eyes were closed again.
Pg 455 - twilight

-shifty eyes-

[ScreamingFanGirl]

I found this thread the other day and thought, 'man I gotta pay attention when I re-read the saga'.

Then I started reading and forgot all about it!!! Until I came across:

"Jacob, it won't stay up," I complained.
"It will when you're moving," he promised.

I was excited to get on here and post it, then I saw that it had already been done. Oh well....I love it anyway!!!

Officially my favorite quote EVER!
hahahahaha

[ScreamingFanGirl]

okay I just found one..

"Yeah, wanna see? It's pretty cool." His eyes flipped open and he grinned......
"No, I do not want to see!" I shouted as soon as I realized what he was thinking. "Put that away!" ~NM pg 344

hahaha
I died reading that

[consider_me_dazzled]

"Jacob, it won't stay up," I complained.
"It will when you're moving," he promised.

Yeah it's from NM, first page of ch. 8

[who_needs_fangs?]

"Dad?" I called as I pushed open the front door. "I'm home."
"Hold on, Bells, stay right there"
"Huh?" I asked, pausing automatically.
"Gimme a second. Ouch, you got me, Alice."
Alice?
"Sorry, Charlie," Alice's trilling voice responded. "How's that?"

[edwardlikeshaystacks]

okay I just found one..

"Yeah, wanna see? It's pretty cool." His eyes flipped open and he grinned......
"No, I do not want to see!" I shouted as soon as I realized what he was thinking. "Put that away!" ~NM pg 344

hahaha
I died reading that

LOL is that when Jacob gets cut by the knife or something? Half of the time I don't even realize that what they say comes out as perverted.