Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Sorry if someone wrote this already, but here goes. To someone who's never read the book this would sound very dirty.
"I knew we were both in mortal danger. Still in that instant, I felt well. Whole. I could feel my heart racing in my chest, the blood pulsing hot and fast through my veins again. My lungs filled deep with the sweet scent that came off his skin, It was like there had nevr been a hole in my chest. I was perfect- not healed but as if there had never been a wound in the first place." New Moon p 452 (also on the back of the book).
"I knew we were both in mortal danger. Still in that instant, I felt well. Whole. I could feel my heart racing in my chest, the blood pulsing hot and fast through my veins again. My lungs filled deep with the sweet scent that came off his skin, It was like there had nevr been a hole in my chest. I was perfect- not healed but as if there had never been a wound in the first place." New Moon p 452 (also on the back of the book).
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
I officially love this thread!!!!:D:D:D
i think this one was already posted but i just noticed it.
"Jacob" she breathed. "You came."
i think this one was already posted but i just noticed it.
"Jacob" she breathed. "You came."
You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.
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It was different for Carlilse and Jasper, they were already in love.
lol that was from midnigt sun
lol that was from midnigt sun
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
okay so this isn't from any of the books but it's dirty and i felt like sharing
"You suck so passionately" -Ludo 'Love Me Dead'
Now, i'm not sure if that was really supposed to be dirty or not but i found double meanings...
"You suck so passionately" -Ludo 'Love Me Dead'
Now, i'm not sure if that was really supposed to be dirty or not but i found double meanings...
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A guys are supposed to be the horny/sick ones...
i think you ladies take the cake, I cant compete with you perverts LoL
But I still love you all and it was immensely funny
i think you ladies take the cake, I cant compete with you perverts LoL
But I still love you all and it was immensely funny
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
sorry if someone already posted this....
i ran my fingers over the subtle bulge, surprised by how rock hard it felt under my skin. "impossible" i said again. BD page 124
bella broke off mid-sentence and sucked in a sharp breath. in the same second, edward was leaning over the top of me, ripping the blanket out of the way. she seemed to convulse, her back arching off the sofa. "he's just, she panted, "stretching"BD page 304
i ran my fingers over the subtle bulge, surprised by how rock hard it felt under my skin. "impossible" i said again. BD page 124
bella broke off mid-sentence and sucked in a sharp breath. in the same second, edward was leaning over the top of me, ripping the blanket out of the way. she seemed to convulse, her back arching off the sofa. "he's just, she panted, "stretching"BD page 304
***But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil,
thou shalt not eat of it;
for in the day that thou eatest thereof
thou shalt surely die***
thou shalt not eat of it;
for in the day that thou eatest thereof
thou shalt surely die***
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
LMAO that's good!!cullen grl 17 wrote:sorry if someone already posted this....
i ran my fingers over the subtle bulge, surprised by how rock hard it felt under my skin. "impossible" i said again. BD page 124
bella broke off mid-sentence and sucked in a sharp breath. in the same second, edward was leaning over the top of me, ripping the blanket out of the way. she seemed to convulse, her back arching off the sofa. "he's just, she panted, "stretching"BD page 304
And yes, The Architect, everyone on this thread is perverted. But life is soo much more fun if you are
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Thanks a LOT, you guys. I am reading the saga for the first time, and am reading New Moon right now (don't worry about spoilers - I pretty much know what happens) and I can't read it without reading things the wrong way now!
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haha no I definetly out perv every one of my guy frinedsThe Architect wrote:A guys are supposed to be the horny/sick ones...
i think you ladies take the cake, I cant compete with you perverts LoL
But I still love you all and it was immensely funny
the difference is...girls can tell tasteful perverted jokes
guys just blurt out every perverted thing they think...
girls think it...but only say it when it's worth the time and effort...
but yes this thread does have me giggling as I re-read my books..some of these I saw but some of them i'm like "wow...never thought of that one"
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[ That does sound bad! bad Image, Bad image!Jasper<3 wrote:Well, well, Carlisle, you have been naughty, haven't you? BD
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