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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:25 pm
by blue-eyed-bella
ahahahaha i love this thread! I told my friends at dance about this one
consider_me_dazzled wrote:
consider_me_dazzled wrote:
"Jacob, it won't stay up," I complained.
"It will when you're moving," he promised.
Yeah it's from NM, first page of ch. 8
and they started laughing so hard they couldn't do the dance moves.

Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:01 am
by ♥midnight_sun♥
okay when i saw the movie i automatically thought it sounded perverted-ish i dont know exactly why though. the quote is from the twilight movie when alice and jasper are taking bella to pheonix and Alice is telling Edward that everything will be okay and then she smiles at him while jasper is getting in the car and edward says something like:
'keep your thoughts to yourself.'
my friends automatically thought about the fact they would be in a hotel room...
another one is:
'i hesitated, but her hands were abruptly pulling my shirt over my head. i quickly stripped my jeans off myself.' :lol:
it's from twilight, paperback, page 402 when esme and bella are switching clothes.

Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:55 am
by edwardlikeshaystacks
"Damn", Emmett muttered under his breath. "Did you ever see anything like that?"
Esme and Rosalie exchanged a wide-eyed glance.
- Eclipse p. 391

XD

Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:46 am
by DoNotFeartheDark
I don't know if anyone used this one yet but:
I knew that Jacob didn't deserve my overreaction, but Edward seemed to find something satisfying in it. Maybe he was just wishing that he had the excuse of being a newborn so that he could do something physical about his irritation with jacob, too.
Page 453 Breaking Dawn
I was looking at these and i got bad images and i found myself looking for dirty quotes.....is that bad? :lol:

Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:26 am
by Megsimadic
This is from the movie, not sure if anyone put this up yet

Bella: "Any cold wet thing and I'm...*shivers*...what?"
Edward:"Nothing"

Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:47 am
by edwardlikeshaystacks
^ haha, yeah I posted that up too...I don't know if they meant it in a perverted sense for him to laugh at it or what.

Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:32 am
by RedRibbon
Oh i do love this thread, i'm glad it's not just me who sees all these double meanings :lol:

hmmm lets see what can find, how about...
"My seeking fingers encountered something cool and smooth." Eclipse pg 410

"Seth was ......faking?" Eclipse pg 559
(ok it might just be me who thinks thats dirty^^^)


i think i'll look for some more later ....because it's just so much fun haha

Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:30 pm
by xCathyx
RedRibbon wrote:Oh i do love this thread, i'm glad it's not just me who sees all these double meanings :lol:

hmmm lets see what can find, how about...
"My seeking fingers encountered something cool and smooth." Eclipse pg 410

"Seth was ......faking?" Eclipse pg 559
(ok it might just be me who thinks thats dirty^^^)


i think i'll look for some more later ....because it's just so much fun haha
OMG!! that Seth one was hilarious, that has to be one of the best!!!

Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:21 pm
by Maira
RedRibbon wrote:"Seth was ......faking?" Eclipse pg 559
(ok it might just be me who thinks thats dirty^^^)
Oh, no, that's plenty dirty...

Please excuse me while I die laughing...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

XP

Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:41 pm
by Megsimadic
RedRibbon - the Seth one is really funny, I love it :)