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Jasper<3 wrote:"I twitched as the pain lashed around the edges of the hole. But I wasn't the only one twitching. I could feel Jacob's whole body trembling next to mine. Even the car shook. NM (paperback) pg 347

OMG! This one was definitely good. But dont you think we all sound like a bunch of perverts lol? I dread to think what SM would say lol.

ringswraith wrote:Eclipse HB, p. 458:
Bella: It's so pretty.
Edward: Do you like it?
Bella: It's beautiful. (...) What's not to like?
Edward: See if it fits.
(optional: add the next line: My (Bella's) left hand clenched into a fist.)

I just died of laughter. I resurrected myself so I could tell you how funny this is. I would SO keep that optional line in..if you know what I mean.

ringswraith wrote:Eclipse HB, p. 481:
Bella: I'm not some freaky werewolf, Jacob.

That last one made me say "rawr" when I first read it.

wink wink.

consider_me_dazzled wrote:"Jacob, it won't stay up," I complained.
"It will when you're moving," he promised.

hahaha i love this thread! I'll have to re-read the saga soon and pick out all the dirty stuff! but, i had to post now to get this into my posts so i can remember to check it when new ones are added!

this thread is great...

This is one of my favorite threads; I've been laughing myself silly all day. These are great, and I'm not entirely sure I'm going to be able to read the books with a straight face ever again. (Oh dear; how will I watch the MOVIE without laughing myself sick, hearing some of these lines...)

I don't THINK anyone's mentioned this one yet... OME... I laughed at this for a good minute... I'm a sick, sick woman.

p. 83 (Twilight Paperback; between Bella and Edward)

My face got drenched as I looked up at his expression.
His eyes were wickedly amused. "Will you please allow me to finish?"
I bit my lip and clasped my hands together, interlocking my fingers so I wouldn't do anything rash.

----
Shadow

(Incidentally, they're standing in the rain. Talking about the car ride to Seattle. Perverts. *evil grin*)

You guys are SO bad!

shadowsinger wrote:This is one of my favorite threads; I've been laughing myself silly all day. These are great, and I'm not entirely sure I'm going to be able to read the books with a straight face ever again. (Oh dear; how will I watch the MOVIE without laughing myself sick, hearing some of these lines...)

I don't THINK anyone's mentioned this one yet... OME... I laughed at this for a good minute... I'm a sick, sick woman.

p. 83 (Twilight Paperback; between Bella and Edward)

My face got drenched as I looked up at his expression.
His eyes were wickedly amused. "Will you please allow me to finish?"
I bit my lip and clasped my hands together, interlocking my fingers so I wouldn't do anything rash.

----
Shadow

(Incidentally, they're standing in the rain. Talking about the car ride to Seattle. Perverts. *evil grin*)

I know exactly how you feel! this thread is hilarious! and your quote was too funny!

I don't know if this has been done or not.I haven't read the entire thread. ;]

Eclipse Pg 44. "It was all warmed up and humming now. Well, not as much humming as groaning."

shadowsinger wrote: My face got drenched as I looked up at his expression.
His eyes were wickedly amused. "Will you please allow me to finish?"
I bit my lip and clasped my hands together, interlocking my fingers so I wouldn't do anything rash.

*silence* ...

shadowsinger wrote:This is one of my favorite threads; I've been laughing myself silly all day. These are great, and I'm not entirely sure I'm going to be able to read the books with a straight face ever again. (Oh dear; how will I watch the MOVIE without laughing myself sick, hearing some of these lines...)

I don't THINK anyone's mentioned this one yet... OME... I laughed at this for a good minute... I'm a sick, sick woman.

p. 83 (Twilight Paperback; between Bella and Edward)

My face got drenched as I looked up at his expression.
His eyes were wickedly amused. "Will you please allow me to finish?"
I bit my lip and clasped my hands together, interlocking my fingers so I wouldn't do anything rash.

----
Shadow

(Incidentally, they're standing in the rain. Talking about the car ride to Seattle. Perverts. *evil grin*)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am laughing like CRAZY almost falling off my chair!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
omg that was AWESOME! LOL!

Also, I love your avatar... that made me laugh too!! lol

Now I need to go through the books and find some more dirty quotes!

OME!!! These are so funny! I will never be able to look at Twilight the same way again.