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Yeah, I noticed his aim when he got bored one day in the house and he threw an apple from one side of the kitchen to the living room. He used to not be able to control his distance but now he just looks at his target and throws and well, it's almost inevitable that he hits his target.

*throws cherry pie*

Ambulance FULL of food?? That is definitely my cue. It's already gonna take forever to get this pie out of my hair!
*runs out back door yelling*
Great time for my first party. I'll come stalked next time!

*switches to throwing at Hannah Montana*

*Team Jasper attempts to slice her in half, but the cotton candy sword gets stuck in her wig*

It seems we can unite over a common enemy
*hurls mashed potatoes at Hannah*
HA!!! HAHAHA!!!!

*throws mash potatoes at HM and then laughs maniacally as it hits her square in the face*

George: *rapidly throws 5 cherry pies at HM*

*laughs some more and throws some cherry pies at her*

Let us unite against the most evile Hannah Montana!

*Sage tries to lift the sword up and pulls the wig off, accidentally flinging it across the room*

HM: AHHHHHH!!!!! YOU KNOW WHO I AM NOW!!!!
Me: Um, we're not dumb like you Miley, we've known for a LONG time now. *smashes pie in face*

hey
*sees HM*
*goes disturbingly angry*
Make her go away
Please!!!!!!!!!!