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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:40 pm
by DudeRocksTheTwilight
^^^ 
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Derek's funny button has been switched to off lately, so I'll come up with one eventually!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:56 pm
by ringswraith
Edward is taking a shower after a weekend spent hunting. Trying to be sneaky, Bella creeps into the bathroom and then slides the shower door aside, startling Edward.
He's holding a bottle of lilac-scented bodywash, and on the ledge are bottles of honey-sunshine shampoo.
Bella: (glares at Edward)
Edward: (grins sheepishly)
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:45 pm
by flutterbymonkeys`
i have not bought my funny button yet. let me attempt this
(Before BD) (Jacob reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
Edward: Why are you reading that?? they kill me off!
Jacob: 'cause if you're gone, i'm Bella's choice
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:59 pm
by LionandLamb123
flutterbymonkeys` wrote:i have not bought my funny button yet. let me attempt this
(Before BD) (Jacob reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
Edward: Why are you reading that?? they kill me off!
Jacob: 'cause if you're gone, i'm Bella's choice
That sounds like something Jake would say
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:55 pm
by dandyvampgirl_13
^^Bwahaha, nice David.
(Edward comes home from hunting to find his precious Aston Martin... bright... flaming... pink. And sparkly.)
Edward: WHO BEDAZZLED MY ASTON!?!?
Emmett: *comes out holding a BeDazzled Nessie* But now it matches your sparkly disposition!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:42 am
by LionandLamb123
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:20 am
by saphhie
hmmm let me think of one
In new moon when edward calls
Jake: Hello?
Bella: Whose on the phone?
Jake: He says it Carlisle
Bella: Oh hand me the phone i want to talk to him
Carlisle(well its really edward of course): Wai YOur not dead?
Bella: Hey this is not Carlisle. Omg EDWARD!!!!! COme back I miss you I'm so sorrry Please come back!!!
Edward: Eh no you sound fine wihtout me. Besides you already moved onto to this Jaek perosn anyways.
Bella: NO he's just... a friend... Like Mike Newton only less puppydog ish even if he is a dog
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:47 pm
by flutterbymonkeys`
hmm let me think. Sorry if mine suck
Mike Newton: Hey Bella, wanna go to the prom with me?
Bella: No thanks. you're too normal.
