Twilight Post-It notes

[who_needs_fangs?]

Bella,

You're not a newborn anymore, so you're not strongest anymore Mua ha ha.

Emmett

[sarah!]

Emmett,
I am not okay with you pretty much telling my daughter that sex is okay.
Super Bella

[who_needs_fangs?]

Bella,

She's going through puberty, if you don't teach her about the birds and the bees, I will. And I'll use Carlisle's medical tomes as visual aids.

Incredible Emmett.

[sarah!]

Emmett,
I realize that. But if you say too much her and Jacob will do it... and then I'll kick his Why are we talking about a donkey?.
Bella

[who_needs_fangs?]

Bella,

Part of The Speech is explaining why she shouldn't do it, so if you can't get that across, you're giving The Speech wrong.

Anonymous

[sarah!]

Emmett,
I know that!!! But you are encouraging her telling her what every single person in this house does every night. She is going to think that if we do it, then she can. You know how she is.
Bella

[sachael]

Bella,

so you're like scared of nessie asking if she and jacob will do it?

Emmett

[sarah!]

Emmett,
I don't have time for this crap. I will speak with you later.
Bella

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Renesmee,
Are you still mad at me?
Mommy

[Mrs.Edward_Cullen<3]

Mommy
What is Uncle Emmett talking about?
Nessie

[sarah!]

Edward,
Now what do I tell Renesmee?? Can I have permission to rip off Emmett's head tonight?!
Bella