Twilight Mafia #7

[who_needs_fangs?]

Stupid Atlantic Ocean, we SERIOUSLY have to make a Lexicon City in real life. I never saw the point of facebook, if you really want to keep contact with someone, just send them an e-mail. Oh, and why does my nine-year-old cousin need a facebook, she knows like, ten people, more than half of which are her cousins.

[Mrs.Edward_Cullen<3]

We do need a Lexicon City. I would run away in a heart beat.

[copper curls]

YES! I would actually love to have some huge thing, and meet everyone from the Lex.

we could have it at the Mafia House!

[LadyViolet]

I KNOW YOU TALK TO ME CHESSIE!! aww i am soo happy i got the chance to "meet" all you guys and gosh darn it im gonna stay in touch during my break then when im back the mayhem will carry on as before!!!

Well i've set up a special email addy for you mafia lovelies to contact me on (i check my emails religiously so there's no worry i'll forget about it) whoever wants it can Pm me and i'll give it to you

[Mrs.Edward_Cullen<3]

YES! But then I would live in like 6 houses...The EDC house..The Jasper's Army House...The Alice thread house...The Edward thread house...The Team Seth house..and the mafia house!

YAY! Rea I will so PM you right now because I will missie you.

[who_needs_fangs?]

That's a good point, but the Team threads wouldn't be for housing, they provide public services. Jasper is military and protection, Mafia is funding, and so on...

[Mrs.Edward_Cullen<3]

True very true...anyways guys we gotta start dominating Paris. First we get to the government officials, I'll control thoughts, Gabby will make them speak in a public nation-wide press conference. Oh and we might have to do a little seducing... like in Russia with those drunk guys. I mean the French are very...you know.

[LadyViolet]

yea the French are very... french
oo the sooner we can get bloody Sarkozy out of the government the better - that man irritates me so much!!
Will we be needing our slut outfits again Nic-Nac??

[Mrs.Edward_Cullen<3]

Most likely. The french are quite..um...*thinks of PG way to put it* Frenchy. And Sarkozy is like putty in my hands. Reminds me of Marcus sometimes...*walks into office and starts speaking French to government officials* Si vous plait? *puppy dog eyes* Merci Monsieur Sarkozy. Done, done, and done guys. Where's Gabby?

[who_needs_fangs?]

We need slut outfits? But we're beautiful vampires! While you guys make you're special plans, I'm getting some Chanel No. 5.