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Poor Sab, feel better!
RAMEN! NEO, MAKE RAMEN!!!
*starts eating ramen uncooked*
Neo:*weird look* Chaos, all you have to do is boil it in water for three minutes, why do I have to make it?
Because I said so!
Neo:*sigh* Fine.*starts making ramen

*continues eating uncooked ramen*
Where are my mini donuts?!
Neo: over there*motions torwards donuts*
Yum!
*starts eating mini donuts*

Thanks, Chaos *sniffles*
I had to miss school today, and now I'm gonna have to go in early and make up a chemistry test.
*coughs* I'm gonna kill Dilly when I see him, this is all his dang fault.

*nods*
It is very good to murder your classmates, theyre sooooo annoying!

That reminds me of the advice I gave Buffman: Now Buffman vilolence isnt always the answer but you can solve most problems with it. For this situation just yell YOUR MOM at his face.
(Buffman is five, he idolizes me He takes everything I say seriously, he took my advice)

Is anyone here? I is bored.

Nice, Chaos, courupt the mind of a five year old.
Actually, that's why nobody in my neighborhood lets me babysit anymore...

But I have a reason to murder Dilly, he had the flu last week and he sits next to me, so he was breathing all over me, therefore it's his fault I'm sick, so he must pay.

I say stuff like that all the time:
Me:*trips and falls* OH SH*T!
Buffman:*looks wordlessly*
Me: dont ever say that, or the flesh eating demons I put under your brothers bed will eat you while you sleep.
Buffman: I'll never say it! Promise!

I honestly dont know why anyone lets me near theyre kids.

Back!
Sab informed me I was missed?

I missed a lot!

You did indeed at that. *nods knowingly*
I don't think you have met Chaos yet? She lives up to her name.
And we have a 30 word rule now, which sucks, but we shall learn to deal in time. *sigh*

Your ummmm, Rita right? Yeah I dont think weve met. Dont you like the jobros? If so you missed them, they were here not all that long ago.

I'm Chaos, and this....
*yanks Neo from kitchen*
Is Neo!
Neo: Its always a pleasure to meet familia members.
*Zev and Rowan whine*
*speaks to them in wolf*
Ummm, yeah this is Zev and Rowan my vampwolves ...

30 words? That sucks. I couldn't even do 20!
Hi Chaos! Hi Neo and the others!
I do love the JoeBro's, I think they're in my room, somebody dropped them off. . .

I think we've met once, and I had to leave, I cant remember. . .

*rums to check JoeBro status and listens to 6 minutes*

6 MINUTES! I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT IN FOREVER!

Who brought them back? There were a lot of issues last time they were here. *ahem* Ab being a drama queen

Oh, did I tell you, Chaos? I finally named the 3 vampwolves you gave me. Meet Rum (salt & pepper with one red and one blue eye), Whiskey (black with red eyes) & Vodka (white with blue eyes).