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Re: Twilight Post-it No.2
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:08 pm
by edwardlikeshaystacks
Jacob,
We're vampires, not wizards. All I can do is read minds...AND YOUVE BEEN GOING OUT WITH MY DAUGHTER BEHIND MY BACK? Oh, I will break more than your fingers the next time I see you snooping around here for Nessie.
Edward
Re: Twilight Post-it No.2
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:10 pm
by ScreamingFanGirl
Edward,
Come on, she's like, 14 now(kinda)
I'm 16, it already works
~Jake
Re: Twilight Post-it No.2
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:12 pm
by edwardlikeshaystacks
Jacob
You've been 16 for nearly 20 years. Don't even think of pulling an age difference like the one Bella and I...technically have. It won't go in your favor.
Edward
Re: Twilight Post-it No.2
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:23 pm
by skylarblue
Edward,
Come on, I told you about the whole imprinting thing and how it works
I'm not dating Nessie
Right now she treats me like a "big brother" and that's how I'm acting
Now when she gets older and starts to date, we'll see where it goes from there
Lighten up and go have some fun with Bella
Nessie is safe with me
I promise on my life that nothing will ever happen to her
~Jake
Re: Twilight Post-it No.2
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:27 pm
by edwardlikeshaystacks
Jacob,
I suppose I do have a few more years...very well. I should go hunting anyway. Ill be back in a few.
Edward
Re: Twilight Post-it No.2
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:35 pm
by who_needs_fangs?
Everyone,
Mike Newton thought that Jacob was a freak with bad jokes, he then thought it would be funny to claim it was the truth to the town... He is now being thoroughly studied by the psych ward of Forks Hospital. Thank you, Jacob.
Carlisle
Re: Twilight Post-it No.2
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:51 am
by twi-nerd
Everyone,
Have you guys seen Nessie and Jacob? I can't find them any where. They're both blank spots so I can't see them. I'm worried. Nessie is already getting ideas of Jacob. I could tell by the way she looks at me when I need Jake as my Tylenol.
Love,
Alice
P.S. We should give Nessie the talk. And quick!
Re: Twilight Post-it No.2
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:53 am
by ScreamingFanGirl
Alice,
OOOOHHHH Edward better get back from hunting quick!!
I don't usually say this, but that DOG better get away from my baby!
~Bella
Re: Twilight Post-it No.2
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:54 am
by twi-nerd
Edward,
Come quick!! Now!!!
Love your short sister,
Alice
Re: Twilight Post-it No.2
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:56 am
by who_needs_fangs?
Everyone,
Dayummm, who is that hottie that looks vaguely familiar, with the face and the eyes?...
She's a little young, but still, look at her!
She's hotter than Bella Swan was,
As hot as a Cullen,
Her hair looks kinda like Edward's
Tyler
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Everyone,
Will somebody close the damn door so that Bella's stupid high school human friends stop coming in and using our post-it notes! And let's pay attention to the crisis at hand!
Alice