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Re: Twilight Post-it No.2

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:58 am
by ScreamingFanGirl
Tyler,
LEAVE!
~Ermm, NOT BELLA!
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Renesmee,
if you get this, come see me as SOON as possible!
~Mommy

Re: Twilight Post-it No.2

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:59 am
by twi-nerd
Bella,
Was Tyler talking about you or Nessie? He must've seen Nessie!!!!
(chases Tyler)
Love your short sister in law,
Alice

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Edward,
Get here in two seconds or I'll track you down myself.
Love your short sister,
Alice

Re: Twilight Post-it No.2

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:03 am
by who_needs_fangs?
Everyone,

I'm here, what's wrong? Oh god, Nessie is missing? Apparently Tyler Crowley has seen her... What the hell? :evil: It was hard enough not to kill those moronic mortals when they were lusting after Bella, not my little girl. Alice is investigating Tyler's encounter with Nessie, when he's no longer useful, he will pay for his dirty mind.

Edward

Re: Twilight Post-it No.2

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:07 am
by twi-nerd
Everyone,
I'm back. He said he spotted Nessie in Edward and Bella's cottage. With some huge person.
Don't worry Edward. I bit him. He won't be coming around here anymore. Oh dear!!! I turned Tyler into a vampire. Let's have him eat humans and report him to the Volturi. Carlisle, is there anything we can do?
Love everyone's favorite,
Alice

Re: Twilight Post-it No.2

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:09 am
by ScreamingFanGirl
Alice,
Why would you turn him into a vampire???
I think we should keep him, as part of our family.
~Carlisle

Re: Twilight Post-it No.2

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:11 am
by twi-nerd
Carlisle,
I bit him to teach him a lesson. You got lucky I didn't kill him.
Besides, have they gone into the cottage yet. Nessie was snuggling with some beast. That was what Tyler said.
Oh wait, I can suck out the venom. Be back in a few.
Love your favorite daughter,
Alice

Re: Twilight Post-it No.2

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:14 am
by who_needs_fangs?
Carlisle,

No, absolutely not... If you felt the lust he had for my niece as a human, I could always use my prowess in destroying useless newborns to help the family...

Jasper
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Carlisle,

I didn't have the self-control to suck the venom out. Tyler Crowley's.... you know.

Alice

Re: Twilight Post-it No.2

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:15 am
by twi-nerd
Everone,
Head to the cottage quick!!! I saw Nessie and Jake . . . ki. . . . ki. . . . oh dear I can't even say it!
Love, Alice

Re: Twilight Post-it No.2

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:18 am
by who_needs_fangs?
Dudes,

Lighten up, I wasn't going to let him steal any bases or anything.

Nessie
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Everybody,

Please don't kill me, she needed it and I tried to convince her not to!

Jacob

Re: Twilight Post-it No.2

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:19 am
by twi-nerd
Jake,
How did she need it!!!
Bella

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Jacob,
I told you what was going to happen!!!
Edward