You know you've read too much Twilight when

[TillyWhitlock]

when you spend more time on here discoussing twilight than you do with your real life friends.
when you get all hyper because your birthday has some relevance to something in the twilight books.
when you have certaian peices of jewelry that remind you of characters....and you allways have to wear them.

My Birthday is like a week away from Edward's. I'm the 12th of June he's the 20th. I've laughed hysterically every time it's brought to my attention. I'm celebrating for both of us this year.

When you discuss with your lover boy who would be what superhero.
You decide that you want to have a third son when you have kids just to name him Emmett.
Everything can be tied to the movie or one of the books in some way, shape, or form.

[Dovrebanen]

When you are 29 years old and seriously considering buying a Team Edward t-shirt, and you wouldn't be ashamed to wear it in public.

When you feel guilty for reading other books, so much so, that you switch to Twilight again. I just did that..Crazy, but I just couldn't help myself.

When you're considering getting a cat and naming it Edward or Bella..

[The Dark Knight]

OMG!!! this stuff is so funny....

[cassis_rose]

When you are paranoid that there are mind-readers out there reading your inner thoughts and you occasionally sing songs in your mind or think of other stuff to distract them.

[♥midnight_sun♥]

...When you go camping and meet a Jasper Brandon that is a Civil War re-anactor (sp?) and kinda flip out...especially when he LOOKS like Jasper Hale

...When you get ticked off at Wal*Mart for not making Twilight cakes and end up making your own for your birthday this year

...When you see a red jeep, a silver Volvo, and a red 50s era truck on your way home from a camping trip and can't help but smile like this: when it happens

[sarah!]

^^

[HarriannCullen]

You are in the middle of work, grinning from ear to ear, because you have converted another to the magical world of Twilight!

You leave your window unlocked with the hope that Edward will appear.

You leave you book open on your favourite chapter hoping it will jump out and drag you back in!

You call your only child Renesme, by accident!! (My daughter is actually called Jorja (from CSI), shameful I know )

[sarah!]

^^
hah that's funny!

[love_is_noise]

when you spend more time on here discoussing twilight than you do with your real life friends.
when you get all hyper because your birthday has some relevance to something in the twilight books.
when you have certaian peices of jewelry that remind you of characters....and you allways have to wear them.

My Birthday is like a week away from Edward's. I'm the 12th of June he's the 20th. I've laughed hysterically every time it's brought to my attention. I'm celebrating for both of us this year.

When you discuss with your lover boy who would be what superhero.
You decide that you want to have a third son when you have kids just to name him Emmett.
Everything can be tied to the movie or one of the books in some way, shape, or form.

hehe, my birthday is the 13th june...i was like wow, june is edwards birthday, and bella's is the 13th of september...wow, and i got this off the timeline on twilightlexicon.com
this is in june 2006
12th (Tue) – Bella sleeps for most of the day. Edward goes hunting. Alice makes arrangements with Charlie for Bella to be gone for a while. The wolves and vampires meet for their second night of instruction. Bella learns that Leah Clearwater is a werewolf. (EC19)
13th (Wed) - Bella spends the night alone with Edward at his home. He gives her a “crystal” charm for her bracelet. He agrees to make love to her while she is human if she agrees to marry him first. They are officially engaged. He shows her the engagement ring. (EC20)

so you know your obsessed with twilight when you spend your time looking on twilight imelines to see if any of the dates are of any relationship to anything to do with your life/the lives of other people you know!

hehe they get ingaged on my birthday!

[pennybug84]

when you're talking w/someone who is getting married in 2 months & they tell you how their fiancee is gettning nervous & started freaking out a little bit, and your mind immediately goes to BD & how Bella is freaking out when it's almost time to go down the stairs & marry Edward & Alice asks if Jasper needs to come upstairs. and my mind goes to I would love to have a Jasper to calm me down when I need it, especially if I ever get married because I can see myself freaking out like Bella. And I was actually surprised that Bella didn't take Alice up on the offer to have Jasper come upstairs with them. I would have if I were her!