You know you've read too much Twilight when

[Jadey]

When you smell your copies of the books, and think they smell good.

*My books smell so damn good! I can't describe it, it's like a unique smell that only my books have.

[xCathyx]

when your at a work outing at the dogs and one of them is called 'Alices Prince' so you automaticaly think JASPER!! who i love .. i actually won on it yay!!!

[jaimetristan]

WHEN YOU WORK AT A DEALERSHIP...ME...AND A CUSTOMER BUYS A CAR WITH THE LAST NAME "CULLEN" AND YOU SCREAM OUT LOUD TO YOUR OTHER CO-WORKERS "OMG!!! I REAL CULLEN!! OMG OMG, I WONDER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!"........THEN GO SEE THAT HE IS JUST AN OLD MAN AND IN SOME STRAGE WAY YOU ARE SEVERLY DISAPPOINTED...HAHA

[MeglovesTwilight]

when you're pretty sure you saw the silver volvo this morning when you were walking to class, but weren't sure because it drove by too fast to get a good look at it (must be a sign that it was THE silver volvo). Man how i wish i looked at it a little longer =/

[pennybug84]

when your dream last was of Alice planning YOUR wedding. (no not Bella's or any other character in the saga but your wedding.) and right now that would be hard (even if Alice was real too bad she's not) considering I'm single. And I would so hire her too!

[cassis_rose]

When you saw a yellow Porsche(not Turbo 911 but Carrera), and you freaked out, together with your brothers. My brother even took pictures of it.

[Dovrebanen]

When your boyfriend on several occasions actually tries to hide your books because he likes to make a point about how obsessed you are about Twilight.
Yes, that has happened to me..And I get so mad every time, which of course makes it even more fun for him. I have to remember to keep cool

And one more...
When you say to your boyfriend: "how do you spell...."(it was some word I couldn't remember how to spell since english isn't my native language). And then he cuts you of before the question is even finished and says: "How do you spell:"vampires doesn't exist"? you mean? That is spelled pretty straight forward.."
Aw..He didn't even know I was on the lex, he just assumed...

[TillyWhitlock]

When you squeal because you find that one of the characters in Pride & Prejudice has Edward as a first name!

Technically it's Sense and Sensibility. Pride and Prejudice is Mr. Darcy... oh wait... Lizzie's Uncle is Edward isn't he? Hmmm... I never made the connection until now. ROFL.. Well I feel like a dippy... P&P happens to be one of my favorite books.

[Jadey]

You cry because

~The books are so beautiful
~You wish you were Bella
~You want Jacob to get lost
~You want all the guys at school to love you
~You wanna make out with Rob on a couch
~You're annoyed at Bella for not excepting Edwards money/cars etc
~You're angry at Bella's greediness in Eclipse
~You feel bad for Edward all through Eclipse
~You wish you lived in America so you could go to all the Twilight conventions
~You wish everything was real
~You realise how ridiculous you are for crying over this stuff
~You don't care that you're ridiculous for crying over this stuff.

[dazzlingdynamite]

When you hear about a guy in the year above called Eddie Cullen, and decide to find out who he is and follow him XD turned out he wasn't very interesting . . . . =/