You know you've read too much Twilight when

[-Jasper]

You know a lot more about cars because of twilight.

[RachelCullenxX]

You know a lot more about cars because of twilight.

Haha I do that too! Once my brother asked what my favorite car was and I said 'Either a Porsche 911 Turbo or a Aston Martin Vanquish.' and he was just like o.o 'How do you even know what those are?' I just giggled. Lol

...When you design a shirt on a Nintendo DS game that says 'I ♥ EC' and make your little character wear it. (My sister later pointed out that my character was supposed to look like Alice..)

...When you see a Volvo store out the car window and turn to tell your sister and she's already staring at it smiling.

...When your sister's hands are really cold and she touches your face with them(because they're cold, she doesn't just caress my face. she wanted me to jump or something, you know?) and you say 'Do it again!' because you want to imagine that it's Edward.

[TillyWhitlock]

...When you see a Volvo store out the car window and turn to tell your sister and she's already staring at it smiling.
.

I do that all the time. There's a Volvo dealership down the street from one of our supermarkets and the Best Buy and places like that. Shane and I went by it today and I was looking at all the cars and he was like did you see Edward's car? I said no, oh wait I found one. And then I started smiling.

[little-freak]

today in french....
my best friend was wearing one of her twilight shirts....it says i'm NOT twilight obsessed on the front and I love Edward I love Edward I love Edward I love Edward I love Edward....on the back
my french teacher was walking around while we had to do some exercises...and when she was walking past us she asked "who's Edward? your boyfriend?"
me:
my best friend: i wish!

[QueenJane]

When people talk about twilight and turn to you for the page numbers.

[sarah!]

today in french....
my best friend was wearing one of her twilight shirts....it says i'm NOT twilight obsessed on the front and I love Edward I love Edward I love Edward I love Edward I love Edward....on the back
my french teacher was walking around while we had to do some exercises...and when she was walking past us she asked "who's Edward? your boyfriend?"
me:
my best friend: i wish!

bahaha I would die if my teacher said that!!!!

[diane771]

When you start making little poems like this one up

I am the worlds most addicted twilight fan.

Everything about the book, movie and cast draws me to it

As if I could stop reading it and put it down

As if I could stop going to see the movie again and again

As if I could stop watching my DVD player from showing the movie over and over

As if I could stop dreaming about Edward (Rob) and all the excitement they bring
.
Twilght is like my own brand of heroin

and I am addicted.

[twimaia]

When my father-in-law is actually talking about the time of day and passively says twilight and I do a little giggle-squeal, sigh, and say "yay, Twilight!" He then looks at me confused and my husband goes, "ignore her, she's crazy"

[Mrs. Jasper Hale]

When my father-in-law is actually talking about the time of day and passively says twilight and I do a little giggle-squeal, sigh, and say "yay, Twilight!" He then looks at me confused and my husband goes, "ignore her, she's crazy"

I do this all the time! I was singing a song in church yesterday and it said twilight and I couldn't stop giggling!

[TillyWhitlock]

Haha. About your father-in-law. That's funny. With my fiance I wear my Team Edward hoodie everywhere except when I'm around his family. They are like this really conservative group and they wouldn't understand and would look at me like I have five heads. I had to explain to them what I was reading at Thanksgiving and his grandmother looked disgusted with me. But they say a LOT of things Twilight related and I get this big smile on my face and I start to laugh under my breath uncontrollably and Shane has to nudge me to get me to stop before I have to explain.