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...When you introduce your husband by name, you proudly add, "and his middle name's Edward!!"

when you suddenly find out your best male friend is pretty much like jacob you stare at him at shock and gasp: "oh my god you're like jacob!"
and when he asks you who the hell jacob is you grap your twilight and give it to him with the words: "go, read, come back. and if something happens with that book i'll kill you."

When your driving through Tacoma Washington and you freak out because Jacob drove through there.
When your friend who hasen't read the books and hates reading goes.. Oh I know what Lindsey (me) would wish for,It'd be to live in the twilight book.

You know you've read too much twilight when...

1. You find yourself thinking "What would Bella do?" And then deciding according to what she would do.

2. Being told "Wow you are so pale" is one of the best compliments you can recieve.

3. You wear suncreen everywhere just to make sure you don't get a tan.

4 You carry the books around with you everywhere, even if you aren't reading them.

5. You cut or dye your hair like your favourite character (I cut all of my hair off so it was like Alice's

6. You have no interest in any boys except for Edward and Jacob.

7. You try to refrain from swearing because very few people in Twilight do.

8. EVERYTHING can be related back to twilight.

9. You find yourself absent mindlessly doodling quotes and twilight related phrases through all of your school books.

10. You stop wearing makeup because Bella doesn't.

11. You have all of the official playlists on your iPod

12. You start tearing up when you just think of New Moon

13. You threaten to slaughter anyone who dares to insult the books.

14. Every conversation you have involves Twilight in some way.

15. You will be waiting the rest of your life for your edward, and will not settle for anything less.

16. You change your whole style so it resembles what Bella would wear.

17 You are proud of your clumsiness.

18. You despreately want to visit Forks (if you haven't already)

19. You have changed all of your passwords to have something to do with Twilight

20. You refuse to accept the fact Twilight is not real

It is real.
It is.

bittenbyEdwardCullen wrote:You know you've read too much Twilight when you start having dreams with the characters in them.

I had a dream the other night that Edward was the manager at a Wendy's. I was going through the drive through and saw his name on the sign. That was all of that dream I remember. HAHA

You know you've read too much twilight when you freak out at the word "dazzle"!

you know you've read too much twilight when you wake up from a very deep slumber when someone mentions edward. this happened to me the other day.

When you notice how overcast and cloudy it has been the past couple of days and then exclaim, "Its just like in Forks!!!" out of nowhere and then your family wonders what the heck you are talking about.

AND..When you are walking on the moving walking path in the airport and go, "I'm moving fast like the nomads in the Twilight movie!!!" and also when you meet a boy and while you are having a conversation, you keep referencing in your mind how much he reminds you of Jacob Black.

When you are watching televison and the commercials are playing you see an add that has the name 'Emmett' in it and you pause the screen. You then stare at said TV for 5 minutes straight, just looking at Emmett's name.

When you get told in class seriously by one of your friends, "You remind me so much of Bella." and all you can do is blush. Haha.

When you get told in class by another one of your friends that you remind her of Alice and you can't help but grin and ask if your friend wants her future told. Thus resulting in your friend rolling her eyes at you.

When your favoutire time of the day is Twilight.

1. When you get excited a guy name Cullen Jones is on the US Olympic swim team...even though he almost made the US lose to France in the 4x100.
2. When you hope a van comes crashing toward you, just so Edward can come and save you.
3. When you consider combining your mother and mother-in-law's names to create the name for your daughter.
4. When you drop your car keys on purpose, just in case someone's there to pick them up
5. When you ask your parents for your first car to be a 1953 Chevy truck (red of course).
6. When you get scared walking into a ballet studio and run out screaming in fright.
7. When you consider jumping off a cliff.