Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

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Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by Pel » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:18 pm

Time for a new thread. Keep it PG-13.

Carry on with the humorous will-never-happens.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by dandyvampgirl_13 » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:38 am

Rawr, first post!
The entire SKITS thread would never ever happen...

And here's this one, based on the Kool Aid Dude...

Mike: *pokes Edward*
Edward: DON'T TOUCH ME, BEVERAGE!
Mike: :shock: :shock: :oops: :shock: :shock:

Does anyone get it..?

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Post by LexiCullen » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:39 am

Haha, that reminds me of Dane Cook's skit on Kool Aid Man!
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Post by dandyvampgirl_13 » Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:11 pm

I believe it is... My friend found that, and showed it to me, and I realized it could be applied to vampires..... thus I posted it here.
I use it a lot in my skits too....

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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by EvenFreaksNeedLove » Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:05 am

Ahahaha! Don't touch me beverage! That's amazing! haha!


Edward: Jake I want you to have sex with Bella

... oh wait that really happened! ;)
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by FilDeCuivre » Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:03 pm

EvenFreaksNeedLove wrote:Edward: Jake I want you to have sex with Bella

... oh wait that really happened! ;)
Haha, I was just about to post something like that! I remember finding some hilarious Breaking Dawn quotes but I can't remember what they were about. I guess I should flip some pages tonight :D
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Post by LexiCullen » Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:54 pm

FilDeCuivre wrote:
EvenFreaksNeedLove wrote:Edward: Jake I want you to have sex with Bella

... oh wait that really happened! ;)
Haha, I was just about to post something like that! I remember finding some hilarious Breaking Dawn quotes but I can't remember what they were about. I guess I should flip some pages tonight :D
I think that a lot of the Jacob/Rosalie scenes were pretty hysterical. I'd look those up. :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by Gabbie » Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:02 am

Jake: Rosalie.. you're so beautiful..and amazing..and I think I love you.
Rosalie: Oh Jake!
*both slow run towards eachother*
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Post by samajama » Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:12 pm

EvenFreaksNeedLove wrote:Ahahaha! Don't touch me beverage! That's amazing! haha!


Edward: Jake I want you to have sex with Bella

... oh wait that really happened! ;)
LOLOLOL.

any sort of slang would never appear. cursing, too.

im not in a witty enough mood to create a skit, sorry. ill post later if inspiration comes. :P
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

Post by mlola619 » Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:41 pm

Bella: Jake, i choose you
:shock:






XD sorry i just had to....*this does not deter from the fact that I'm team switzerland!*
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